CARIBBEAN TODAY


* "All the Caribbean has lost
a good comrade" Peter
David, general secretary of the
National Democratic Congress
of Grenada on the murder of
Guyana's Agriculture Minister
Satyadeow ".\, /i 'Sawh last


 month.

 "We view this
 as totally unac-
 ceptable and we
 hold the police
 commissioner
totally and personally respon-
sible for this" a statement
issued last month by the
Georgetown (/ Ia,i/tclr of
Commerce and Industry fol-
lowing Sawh's murder.


* "No one no territory, no
matter how small can hide
as these desperate criminals
act globally" Lord
Goldsmith, the British govern-
ment's top lawyer warning of
the importance of all Overseas
Territories pulling together in
the fight against international
terrorism.

* "No one should be allowed
to walk around with a cutlass;


no one has a
right to
threaten any-
one" -
Grenada's
Prime
Minister Dr.
Keith
Mitchell hop-
ing to quell the fears of two
feuding communities in his
constituency last month.


* "It's a blight that will never
go away" Bermuda's
National Drug Control
Minister Wayne Perinchief
voicing his support for down-
grading marijuana offenses in
a bid to stop criminalizing
" 1 iitI" of the illegal drug
trade.

Compiled from CMC and
other sources.
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U.S. border policy: balance, not baloney


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provisions, would turn the
nation's estimated 11 million
illegal immigrants into felons
and criminalize anyone who
assisted them in any way. Just
what we need: more convicts.
Perhaps they, too, can pick
fruits, if
Rohrabacher
gets his way. Hardliners
 Fortunately, amnesty, a


that cool saucer how high w
of the Senate walls along
responded new folks w
recently with a
recipe of meas-
ures that return the debate to
a realm resembling reason and
reality. Their bill would boost
border security, but also allow
immigrants who already are
here to work their way to
legal status, temporary or per-
manent, depending on how
long they've been here.


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nd,


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the
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 Now, the heated process
 to reconcile the two measures
 could drag on and on, maybe
 even past the November elec-
 tions, which would be just fine
 with quite a few nervous
 incumbents in both parties.
 Yet, Congress should not
 be allowed to wiggle that easi-
 ly out of what
 many perceive
ose another to be a grow-
no matter ing immigra-
uild fences or tion crisis. If
e border, some nothing else,
sneak in... Congress
 should deliver
 what it prom-
 ised in the 1986 but failed to
 deliver: Better border controls
 to keep new illegals out and
 an orderly process to lift those
 who already here out of the
 underground economy and
 into the mainstream work-
 force.
 I know, I know, neither


goal is perfect. Hardliners
oppose another amnesty, and,
no matter how high we build
fences or walls along the bor-
der, some new folks will sneak
in even if only by overstay-
ing tourist or student visas.
But we can't let the pursuit of
perfection be the enemy of


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women? And even as society
looks down on the porno
industry, it still ranks as one of
the world's largest industries.
Loose women supply maga-
zines with photos that have
males and even some females,
from age three to 93, drooling
at the pages. Without loose
women, all that would be zip,
zero, nada. Then we have the
loose women dancers who fill
the strip joints and clubs, hav-
ing lascivious men leer and
salivate as they bump, grind
and wine. Just mention the
name go-go and watch the
reaction of some men, men
who are hooked on loose
women, drawn like the moth
to the flame, as the allure and
lore of the loose woman
excites and titillates him. Even
a tight man will pour his
money into a loose woman,
rather than give it to his wife,
or even his child.
 Loose women have that
magnetism.
 When you watch those


needed, if imperfect, improve-
ments. Past immigration
reforms failed not because
they were bad laws but
because they were not
enforced. Our country, includ-
ing its many newcomers,
deserve better than that. Our
leaders need to come up with


HBO documentaries about
hookers, you will understand.
Men in fancy cars will cruise
the streets in search of loose
women, and the risks that
they take are enormous. The
wads of cash that they fork
over are huge. Loose women
can earn a good living. But it's
not all glory and glamour,
even for the high class call
girls. The life of the loose
woman isn't what it's cut out
to be, as even though they're
sought after, desired by men,
yearned after, it's not usually
for a long term relationship.
 But loose women need
love too. The irony is, men
will say that they want a loose
woman, and they really do,
but the usual phrase is: "Hey
man, only for a good time,
remember, some you marry
and some you just have fun
and run."
 The irony is, the few men
who take the chance and set-
tle down with a loose woman
often regret it, for loose
women often do not change
and will exhibit looseness with
other men.
 Why are you bitching, you
knew that I was a loose
woman when you met me,
didn't I two time my husband
with you?"
 I spoke to some good
women (tight as opposed to
loose?) who were lamenting
the fact that they had no men,
while others had men but the
men seemed bored with them,
lost interest, had no passion
for them.
 "He says he wants me to
act loose with him sometimes,
but I just can't be what I'm
not, I wasn't brought up that
way," one told me. "I'm a


balance in our immigration
policy, not more baloney.

 2006 by The Chicago
Tribune. Distributed by
Tribune Media Services Ltd.
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good woman and my
boyfriend is always looking at
porno and lusting at loose
women how can I get him to
look at me that way?" another
one told me.

THE TRICK
 The trick is to be all
things to men, a good woman
by day, but a loose woman by
night. Few women have mas-
tered that art, very few. What
usually happens is that men
will settle with good women,
even marry them, but have
loose women as mistresses.
 The loose women who I
spoke to included multi-part-
ners women, mistresses, plus
some generally loose women
who gave new meaning to the
word promiscuity, and the one
underlying theme from all of
them was that they got no
love, real love that is.
 "Oh, the men come,
spend time, but always go
home to their wives," was the
common cry.
 Loose women are always
left lonely, no matter how
often the man visits, whether
it's for a short term fund and
fun lay away plan, or a mis-
tress who lets him in, then lets
him out before the crack of
dawn, the feeling is the same,
unloved and lonely. Men just
don't seriously stick around
with loose women. So even
though they may look hot and
sexy, healthy body and lusty,
it's often a sad lonely life for a
loose woman.
 Damn, damned if they do,
and they do so often.

Seidol@hotmail.com
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