APPENDIX # 12

BOO-BOO EPITAPHS


Here 1 ies
Sally Brown
who should
have turned
her burner
 down









 AGE 2

 SAM GANDY


 He thought
 the pest pill
 were candy


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 Here lie the bones
 of
 Mother Hubbard



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 who mixed clorox
with kitchen
 amoni
 remains
 of the late.
 SIDONIA
 who mixed clorox
with kitchen
 ammonia


Shed a tear for
 MARY SCOTT
 She put water
 in the skillet
 and the grease
 was hot


chance for his voice
to change
He waited too long
to light the gas
 range


 I
 THOUGHT
 IT WAS

UNPLUGGED


 Here lies

 John's bride

 who stacked
 heavy cans
 high and wide




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 HERE LIES

A SILLY LITTLE DOPE
 WHO STEPPED
 UPON
 A CAKE OF SOAP


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 HERE LIES
 SORRY JILL LOCKET
 WHO OVER LOADED
 THE ELECTRIC SOCKET