10 ELIZABETH DAVIS through the symbols of unspoiled, virgin territory, waiting to be transformed and possessed by imperial (heterosexual) design" (Erotic 90). This feminization of the landscape is apparent in the equation of St. Lucia with Helen of Troy; according to Caribbean Ports of Call, the island is "nicknamed 'the Helen of the West Indies' because of its natural beauty" (153). Alexander further explains that cleanliness is central to this construction of an island paradise filled with natural beauty (Erotic 92-3), and, indeed, Frommer's online travel guide praises various Jamaican beaches for their "crystal clear" and "clean" water and describes the beaches at a resort in the Virgin Islands as "pristine." The absence of garbage is obviously part of this idea of cleanliness, but far more important to producing a "pristine" landscape is the erasure of the people who live there and, especially, any evidence of their poverty. Alexander explains, "There are no beggars or homeless people in and around Nassau, for they might contaminate paradise; none of the evidence of the sordid effects of economic decay that would suggest that paradise was not paradise after all" (Erotic 93). This can be seen in Frommer's advice about beaches in St. Martin. For one beach, Frommer's suggests, "Weekdays are best, as many locals flock here on weekends." In its description of another beach, the online guide hints that the presence of locals means danger: "Don't leave any valuables in your car, as many break-ins have been reported along this occasionally dangerous stretch of highway." Removed from the landscape, Caribbean people are relegated to such non-natural sites as markets, where they are conflated with the sights and the wares that tourists come to consume. Caribbean Ports of Call warns its readers, "Be sure to ask before you aim a camera, and expect the subject of your shot to ask for a tip," and informs them that "Jamaican artisans express themselves in resort wear, hand-loomed fabrics, silk-screening, wood carvings, and paintings" (54, 126). Frommer's online guide reduces Jamaican women to their sewing skills, pointing out their utility for tourists: "Jamaican women are known as good seamstresses and they often make quite passable copies [of resort wear] based on the works of top designers and sell them at a fraction of the original's price." This reification of the Jamaican people, which equates them with the objects they produce and sell, allows both guides to remove the people from the "unspoiled virgin territory," leaving it free for the tourist to inhabit, and replace them with things that tourists can buy. The need to erase the people from the landscape in order to produce a proper site of tourist consumption is depicted in both No Telephone