, , ..... > ; t' \! , . ... .y.' ' JK I' h_ ......,. h'.. . .t ,-. _' 'THE K1SMMMEE:.VALLET GA=BtT FRrDAT, MAiM IX JM1 ,..;' .!' ....... !,;I"'?" _N' ww+ 1NRQ, . . J I TAPPING 4. THE !!!ouGlir. T .. . ANIf-// . . .. (<< -#* ,' '. ' " Br THORN r .. t .' .--..-.. .' .. " .' "k ... . '. ,.. " Mebbfj It'. Another "Oh"'. And Isn't It Silly '. ; ... : iikeJiwse 7.1 notice in the classified columns Now Ik the time40f year when the / : \ .; ..,: .,,,,. w" ? of. the Bartow''Record that someone termination: 'of an 'event la. camouflaged '\ ... . ; : ..... 1 J/t/ advertising' a "graphphone". for .( as a...."commencement.-. ,: : "GOdDRIGHff : :.: . : ( ;( ." . sale.. 1 presume that is. one of the -* ,*, ", ' machine with the :"owe" taken out Mixed. In Meanings' : >." .. .,'\. .. i-but I'll bet it's just'as noisy Some publications, in telling, of ,,..\ '. ' . t .. . , " . . >Ii. the desire, <<)'President; Harding to .. . !'.."',.r"... ,t. 7? a IME- Time Counts As Nothing cut down on expenditures as 'a nation ' Reduces,Tire ,Prices 'f, . ; In recounting a news dispatch relating and asa' government, term it "a :n. ., __ : \ (_, : .:, . to a murder ant suicide the drive.". Pshaw! 'That's not a. drive . , r Gainesville News say: "Sills.Self Nossir. That i i. shifting into reverse -- ,Oi ' k/ RUSH and Another." 'A a things are told: in _n' then steppin'. on itl! Yassum. 20-Per Cent < :' ..,. , > '-- their sequence I rail. 'that'.a'clever: I thank you. .. ' : man who could kill himself and -ten. : / : . "kill another." ,. '. 7 I' Father Really Work Effective Monday May '2 r # # The following cias.smea. appearedin ;i. .1 Tkerefreshingtangyflavor: Ah Slitting/! Needs ItFedetal a recent issue of a paper published . treasury figures show thathere In Missouri: I ." ! of,West Indies Limes lathe, is in actual circulation in the For Sale-A father with ' distinctive feature of this United States $60.80 for each man 17 children, 7 plumbers, The B. F. Goodrich Rubber Company : t. t'.:: : woman' and child All I have to ad( .looking for work; M gal. . newest of the "Crushes"the to this is that if .some durned profl .. pipe, 9c' ; 3%, 12c; bathtubs makes this readjustment- : "- w f'i . companion drink to teer don't immejutly hand me my; sinks, toilet; pipe cut tire'pn' a.# Ward's Lemon-Crush deficit of $55 there's going to be real, any size Campbell Plumb- ' andorangeCrush. double-breasted trouble for someone ing Company, 431 Eist 7th to meet new conditions 'and to. J b ri fitt't'l'. ; ' Delicious I Iif street. 19420. Home .even* ' She Hire*-He Pays tags all tire . This includes users. reduction .. , frofefef or at fountain ... ; " The Live Oaic Citizen tells of the Most assuredly that Is a 1'lu m ,; : P ., marriage of Hall and Miss family" right-"and I'm mighty gladjafatber .. .. Bottled by 1 1If May Jackson She surely must love stays home evenings. II ,x); 'I"IoJ: .1 \ him-for,- although many rent . . I. the men were exceedingly hand- Relating to Sid Neyjay ' ,r",; some individuals. The'other one was l \ .;i..., ... W. B.' Harris, of the Kissimmee Valley 1 And it happen d at a time before You are given the 'full benefit of'these /'. '' ,1 t-- Gazette. the meteors fell from the hear- ; = ; ! !" . ( That Old Song*Of*Bye* ens 2, And following the period. when new prices right, at the time when .you ''"'"" ".''-. ' If a body meets a ___ _____ theT> rnobites! and Republibites and ,.atr. } ._' C' When the weather fine, tho Prohibited and the Mugwumbites are ready to replace l your oldtires: with :'' Use . ) Should a body ask a body were airing their grievances, ; <. ..# ;1 For.a snack 6' shine T 3 That Sid Neyjay,the Alabamite,, :. , 5\: .3t .A Every body likes his toddy- girded up his lions with the surcingleof new ones. Now IS the time to buy tij.em.. ". : ,' : t:: : Though it's hard to buy; nerve and moved out upon the t'. : ; . But I'm when always a body feelin"winks..dry at. me people.4 And he did then and there Your Goodrich dealer will supply' ....:::' :' ; smite himself the breast and . upon e ' Why note Was by I SkippedI the papers .throughout vowed good.some vows while the vowingwas needs nd'.give., you the advantage' of ". l i' l . the Mate that the Tampa Tribune 6 Then he did urge his preachments . RehoPasteFor these : has been favoring the press with a upon the populace so vehemently new prices on your purchases; ... < , . . fine picture of the new building the people wondered: -' . which will become! the home- of thai'. 6 4nd he insisted-yea, he aware r ) '" : Indolent great journal. I have seen no illus- great swares by the exteruated rub- " Leg tration-but I have seen the building erneck-.of the sacred ostrich The B F. Goodrich RubberCo'' ; and my congratulations the Tribune 1. 7 And fey-the wrinkled hide of =\ , r Ulcers' Hemorrhoids. owner are as bulky as the building oldest elepha of' the elephantioses K ; ?1uwKri't : tribes t ia magnificent. ., ' *. *. 8 That, should he-suffer defeat in Akron Ohio { his aims for his the high "h ;:+; . This la No News -- . , Ask Your Druggist. The claim agent of the Jacksonville railing, eleCtio:10:: \ '.. 0; 'l .. Traction Company lays that 9 De feet of de. wouldbe ,j. :; ::;: j r' fewer accidents have on without shoes and quest of progress ' ... t happened would be bootless. i''N)I'. ",,';,' :;::if\; ., r . . he street since the skirts have _ . cars , I.... 1 . ; been shortened-and adds that the 10 Then became all the multitude v&; .. .u'" .",CAy ('" a. - great percentage of such accidentsare filled with a great .fear, and they L ., . e '" < ,1 '. i caused by the -women's shoe-heel trembled like unto guava jelly slightly .' :_ I catching In the hem of the dress. unjelled. . BASSCONSTRUCTION Then he' gives the women the once 11 And they said unto'each other } over and" remarks: "Few of them, with strong acclaim: ., , 12 Unless it shall be that Sid 20. Wise however, caught during 1 . guy--that lawyer don't you think? eyjay shall be given a home at I ,-- -.. -.- ,. . ; -, -. :. .I COMPANY If a heel nowadays ever gets within Tall-lay-hass-see there will be hard ' sighting distance of a hem it is when times upon us people; ,' . . " they're both packed in suitcase. I "13 Albeit some could not speak :'.l',' ., : PHONE 117 thank you. that word'being of other tribe; 4 -. ow '\ . * 14 And' they called it Chatt-tay-'I Itwasthne .. ... .-V", rr .:. When The Keys Stuck lou-chee; but they. ,were prone to say . ", Practical f Says the Tarpon. Springs! Leader:* it in syllable. and then in a. low .. irf. ; : : '; v.rf"' Mr. C., H, Pease of Tampa breath. '.' '' .... * WJA . '. Contractors and Builders, .. ., was in Tarpon Springs 18- But when'! the fight had hit the r, .. ,' \'. \.,,-,. '.-., "I ::: ;.; 'n *.- " pi 1j3rsLl'isi1" .L.,;. t on professional business to- commencement,it was found that Sid ..,::i! IY"'HJ' :;,<{"\ A'... : ;.;\" to ". ''all riQiit ,. . of .. day. Mr. P eauesaSHRDL- Neyjay was ;feeding his orifice.in the .' .wup";. ; '. ?>%, -'," " weness today* Mr': Pease ida town with the Leonantic title. > <,% >>i. ....: __ V.j_.' *.. .,* i Structures of All Kinds piano tuner and came up 16 Then did the lift of Sid Neyjay .t, I , to attend to an instrument become as a circus with three circles 4 . belonging to Mrs fowler.I'm --each Jf which was more lively than MY BRAIN was busy. TO BUY'that 'elgu h. " WOOD., BRICK STONE, STEEL, not much of a hand at tuning I the other. . 5--- A, .. GE STUCCO -that is, tuning pianos; but I'm 17 And they who were given office BUILDING AIR casUu.r. THEN LIGHTING up.SMACKING . ,t. willing to attest, vow. assert, make walked right In and turned right . t t. .;' ".' ," ., afTfidavit i And< declare! that Mrs. Fow- :,round and walked out again FOR I wasn't sleepy. THEIR lipsfc t Paiatiar, Tiati/g, PaperHsujiBfETerytkint ler had been running' some mighty 18 Till the number of appoint- . t . ;as./" ' .. '3iI". ----- swift scales on that machine It ments and suspensions and readjustments 1tt FINALLY I dozed. off. AND SAYING, ""Oh, BojTi',' '. r . . , in tfce Buildiat Line looks as if that action was acquired. LIra Yassum. 19 Rivalled the number of AssyrIans AND PROMPTLY dreamed.. THE exact .copy. ,. " .*. smote in one night, an hundred . . N. F. BASS JACK BASS Answer For One Anxious and forty and four thousand, THAT I was awake. *" OF THAT'."satisfy ....* r + .Someone sends me the following: 20 And the footprints of those . . r ,-.1\- m Royal 51. SIS Spronle A e. BUT WOKE right AND THEN I-came to. . !a' Y + I am a girl and have been coming and those getting and those up. bAND living here a year, but I going . -!I' e' -i<, \..... cant seem to make any 21 /Would have worn ,down the AND. POUND. .I was asleep. SAID. .to.myself- z .; .friends. I meet girls' but. berm of the West Palm Beach canal ' wevei1 get to be true :friends till .It 'was a hole in the ground. THEN I got thinking.OP "THIS TIME you'r.'drMmogt f', : ,h ' . 7 . . . . .. , > ! 22 ;b TM( I I to them. I long for more For eight and forty full moons r " i; girl friends. Please advise I did this. sort of procedure continue 1 A wonderful. . lonnula.POR '. ro&euRE.. .' t ...< h me what___ to ita.. ore Sid: Neyjay'' ambled to Alabama :. n -- ; MAKING cigarette WAKE UP, you dam Cool, .r LONESOME.You or journeyed to Georgia. . . .. .' are in the same boat with 23 Then did the people commenceto : -I''. s I PLANNED It all out. WHY, THAT'satlb1pda thousand of others, Mil Lonesome. sit up and take nourishment! of . :: t VI' There are so many similar cases thatI rumors and records, ; SO MUCH Turkish tobacco. SIMPLY CANT be.copied.". ,. +, feel sorry for. them; but there is 24 And they did burrow while the . ee a _1.. .r'--c". " ever a jrreat tendency for the town- burrowing was timely into the deals BLENDED JUST. so wltfc Burly. tit'" raised girl to shun to a large degree of Sid Ne jay till they learned of . j , .., those who arrive later. Just why it his sagacity; AND OTHER Domestic leaf. .. I rr is so I don't know; but upon numer- 25 Albeit they began to learn thatit . , , ous occasions I have heard late ar- was far easier for a prisoner to be Air-r..,., Tua ., ..11AN AND I knew that blend. ( r, .. rivals in s 'small city say: "Well, pardoned from the penitentiary your<*M/r to fhotrtt . THAT'S:. fact'; thi .f'SsttVff ;. I. ,< I'm getting a dose of my own medicine provided his spondulix and appendixwere ,yes >. j..ir ..._.._. WOULD MAKE a hit. can't be copied.'" Irs bar. ,a. . . I'. !: now. In the Florida city whereI first removed to the strongboxof _led sin. of SO CAM,.... own secret patting thoee good tobeoooe ! lived for many years, and where I Sid Neyjay, tJeJd. A. oompeot oar I OULD Just ....' together la a>wsqr,thaitgh. es) , ; F' IRE spreads its web to catch knew everyone, we all sort of resented 26 Then it was to kiss and caressa vn/..t end mbmolmtmfrA1RTIOHT OP JOG ..erJ' last CllUJlNo.Of their. IOiesterfields. r. .-. the careless and unprotected. the arrival of a new girl, and we grasswidow without getting hayseed : peclc/lI4- CROWDS .happy people.I -. grance. You'll tmack your lips' over.. "I\ wouldn't go near her for a long,lone in the hair th. o/4arettee keep lash. And r.member-yow . t. Losses arp climbing: and amount time. Now here I am in a new place 27 Then did the Hail Sid becomeas Iltdellni' y. THRONGING. .INTO Store** can't,get "Satisfy" uywben else... ,: Ji.' : to more than a million a day. -and no one cornea to see me. After Scat Sid, and the peoples pat . " this I'm going\ to call n. all the great spits upon their former fealty, + k\; The gravest danger lies in neglect -" new folks." That sounded all right 28 Prone wise they when the ;. and indifference. In these -but she didn't dq it; she kept righton game opened to take up the cudgel , just as she had been doing. Of of condemnation >< s 11O times you need the, full, sound course, Lonesome, some of this seclusion 29. But, once lifted, the people declared ", -- -- 'protection of the Hartford Fire (caused because-you axenot with one voice saying they .I I1 :. ,, in the monied class: if folks were all set and ready for the high yk; Insurance Company, which, is could "put on a lot of dog, and com- ign. O oQO l t r + ' . '.M backed by a century-old record mence to run bills at the various 30 And their venom reminded one .. mercantile establishments, why, then of the thoughts of a sweet woman and< _ of honest r' dealing mple you'd be sought-by a certain faction -' over her first kiss, fri9 j"" assets. In addition, without ex --and you'd "get into aociety." 31 Because it lasted foK so long C. M:. ...... tra cost the Hartford's Fire That Is, if you 'wanted to follow the period-but was so different. \\1 t Ma.4ti 'fi i . : ' , crowd and do as the crowd did. 32 They vowed they wodid hale t/ . Prevention Engineers will search Sometimes this .is not' pleasant-and Sid Neyjay back from the bourne '. .i.LIOOIRT T Tb + There whence he had fled ' defects which It may lead to> embarrassment ; ".' out may cause youloss are-too many little clans and cliquesin 33 They would segregate him . ., ., . .. .' ... ., . by fire. any city.-altogether too many'there from his pills, paregorics purgaIres s. -'w i.r- . > .. ?r " i are too few who seek to,extend and preparations; I .. ,. : ... .. ... ,_ .. ... ... > _; . ....... .._. " w Get Hartford insurance today a welcome to the lonesome and the 34 They would stigmatize his M I For A Weak Stesacch ; ,., through this agency Flay afe! yetrrners' -altogether too few. Life one who bled his- fellowmen; As a general rule all voce need to Bat FertOxerVHoliest bwtddipt' ,' ..\.$; '\. ::; j I 5;ryin . I" : !is short enough any way one nay $6 And would say all manner ofthings do to to adopt a diet to yourbevel d _. J...... > ''t' h M, ... .- .. dir . ,r ;, GARSQN!FARMER', '' Ox ,iti,; and the best way to.pt the against him occupation and keep / : .' Pipit. ." .: lPNitBiJpea'at t t AGENT' good out of It. U to manifest a desire 86 I'JI..7.the,. would.. regular* When you; feel that..yory I_Geedi ; 021. .101. ,.,..'L% ,* Ali+MaurfaettrtAi., \ : ', L to extend a sinany'courtesies *a 87 And the.....t.of; Sid Nipjay have oaten.too much and,when con- .< L' '' %''I ;"e 1'sik' : ,,P ' tI Office! WiIIJea BwUbc possible. If such*had been the' ease would be.,worse than the first.. .upaMd.tab.OM of Chamboriain's ':'' . 1;,. .... "... Gr. taar ...PRItaae C* "( ere you would not have written me. 88 And this cndeth the' First Book, Tablets.! at. .. *t l' l .o.':.r. 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