ALEXANDER THE LITTLE’S FOREIGN MISSION, “T might take lessons of the laundryman at the corner, only I am afraid he is not a very cultivated gentleman,” pursued Alexander, “ and it would be mor- tifying to make mistakes. I will ask my father about it.” The eagerly expected letter came at last. “He says one could not learn the language without a professor,” sighed Alexander, “because the tone of voice in which a word is spoken helps to de- termine its meaning. In Canton there are eight tones; one of them is given with the rising inflection, as when we express surprise, and as I have never been known to express surprise at anything since I came into the world, he is afraid the Chinese lan- guage presents an in-sur-mount-able difficulty. But he has sent me a hymn that I can sing with the little Chinese baby.” Patiently. com- mitting it to mem- ory, he would lie softly crooning it to himself : ‘‘Marn siree ling porn boy gor hoy Goa goen tong shun ye key goy Bo hoort gep sull hip ben lao Yoy gon sook doll marn ten tay Thuy goa doll oll men goa ying Sun kee get see do but fut. ” “T suppose it’s wicked to think ‘The Rock of Ages’ isn’t as interesting as ‘ Chevy Chace,’ ” sighed Alexander. The operation had been successful in its immediate results, but the child’s strength seemed exhausted, and he was apparently fading, daily. Fresh air and “ AROUND THE CORNER RUSHED A HORDE OF SMALL BOYS.’’