38 J. COLE. ‘old of yer. I shan’t forget how he ketched *old of my leg that day and knocked me over ; so you'd better take care, and not go nigher than you can ’elp. He’s always a-lookin’ out to ketch yer, but he won’t ’ave me no more, I can tell him.” This fall of Joe’s made him still more ner- vous of waiting at table, and at last, when he had made some very serious mistakes, I had to speak to him and tell him I was afraid, if he did not soon learn to wait better, I must send him away, for his master was annoyed at the mistakes he made, such as pouring port instead of sherry, giving cold plates when hot ones were required, handing dishes on the wrong side, etc. My little lecture was listened to quietly and humbly, and Joe had turned to go away, when, to my surprise and distress, he sud- denly burst into a perfect passion of tears and sobs. “J will try and learn myself,’’ he said, as well as his sobs would let him, “indeed, I will. I know I’m stoopid. I sez to myself every time company comes, ‘Tl mind wot I’m