J. COLE. o there’s them as slips in fust gets it; and wen yer goes to the door they opens it and sez, “Tt ain’t no use, boy, we’re sooted;” and then where are yer, I’d lke to know? So,’ sez he, ‘Joe, you look sharp and go, and maybe you'll get it.” So I come, mum, and please, that’s all.” “But about your character, my boy,” I said. “You must have somebody to speak . for you, and say you are honest, and what you are able to do. I always want a good character with my servants; the last page-boy I had brought three years’ good character from his former situation.” “Lor!” said Joe, with a serious look, “did he stay three years in a place afore he came to you? Wotever did he leave them people for, where he were so comfortable? If I stay with you three years, you won’t catch me a leavin’ yer, and goin’ somewheres else. Wot a muff that chap was!” I explained that it did not always depend on whether a servant wanted to stay or not, but whether it suited the employers to keep him.