A THIEF You naughty, naughty, naughty rogue, To steal those pretty eggs! I’m glad to see you pricked your hands And scratched your wicked legs. I never thought my chubby son Would like to join those thieves Who rob the houses of the birds Among the thorns and leaves. These lovely ovals all belong To nightingales, not you ; Suppose thieves robbed your nursery Of Rose and Dick and Sue— Suppose they came when Dad was out, And found my cosy nest, Just think of Mother’s streaming eyes And Father’s aching breast !