Her Birthday shine some morning, and give the whole day to the quest. We lowly folk dine before most people think of lunching, and so dinner was ready when we arrived home. Now, as decorum at table is one of the cardinal virtues W. V. dines by proxy. It is her charming young friend Gladys who gives us the pleasure of her company. It is strange how many things this bewildering daughter of mine can do as Gladys, which she cannot possibly accom- plish as W. V. W. V. is unruly, a chatter- box, careless, or at least forgetiul, of the elegances of the social board; whereas Gladys is a model of manners, an angel in a bib. W. V. cannot eat crusts, and rebels against porridge at breakfast ; Gladys idolises crusts, and as for porridge— “I am sur- prised your little girl does not like porridge. It is so good for her.” After dinner, as I lay smoking in the gar- den lounge to-day, I fell a-thinking of W. V. and Gladys, and the numerous other little maids in whom this tricksy spirite has been II