Pomposity. 199 ters. But he only gazed about the room, which, indeed, did look dreadful in the bright light of day. “Pomp, Pomp,” he said, in a low blood-cur- dling tone, and pointing first at the broken vases and then at the wet paint which that miserable little cur had scattered everywhere, ‘“ naughty dog,” he continued, and then—then—he slapped me! I ran wildly to the picture, barking. I thought, of course, that as soon as he saw those telltale marks on the frame, Master would know who the real culprit was. But alas, what do you think he said ? “Yes, I see, Pomp, you were barking at your picture, thinking it was another dog, and for that opinion I am much obliged, I am sure. But why, why did you walk over my palette before you stepped on the frame? No, Pomp, you need not shake your head. I know you did it, for see, here are the marks of your two guilty little paws!” I was powerless, after this, to make him under- stand the true facts of the case, although I never would have believed that a man as intelligent as