x Professor Menu 203 ‘Where had I heard the name of Menu - before? What were the words I had read in the newspaper years ago? “The Menu Puddles,” was it? ‘The Menu Muddles!” Then it came back to me. Menu, the celebrated experimental cook, who had been driven from London because of the effect of his awful experiments on the digestions of the customers at his restaurant! He had had to leave England. What could it mean? A locked crater on a lonely island, a notorious experimental chef, and this fearful perfume of cookery !