182 THE PLEASANT HISTORY OF CHAP. leap upon him and kiss him? I see no profit- able service he doth him. I labour, bear and draw, and do more service in one week than the dog and his whole kind are able to do in a year, and yet have I not the tithe of his favours; for he sitteth by his trencher, eats the fat of his meat, and lies on carpets and pillows; when I that do all am fed only with nettles and thistles. Well, I will no longer endure it, but I will study to have my lord’s favour as much as the hound, if not in greater measure.” ‘Anon, the master of the house came home, and the ass lifting up his tail leaped with his forefeet on his shoulders, and braying and grinning, and put forth his mouth to kiss him, and used such rude unmannerly action, that he rubbed all the skin from his master’s ear, and almost overthrew him, so that the man was forced to cry out, “ Help, help, for this ass will kill me.” Then came in his servants with staves, and beat the ass so exceedingly, that he was almost slain, which done, he returned to his stall again, and was an ass as he was before. In the same manner, they which do envy and spite at others’ welfare, if they receive the same reward, it is nothing more