THE NEWSMAN’S HORSE, 89 into the water, going in deeper and deeper; then kneeling down where the depth was enough for the purpose, he kept the dog under the surface till it was drowned. Whenever you are attacked by a spiritual or a moral foe, imitate the brave ass, and drown it. THE NEWSMAN’S HORSE. THE memory of horses is most remarkable. The newsman of a country paper was in the habit of riding his horse once or twice a week to the houses of fifty or sixty of his cus- tomers, and the horse always stopped of his own accord at each house as he reached it. But the memory of this horse was shown in a still more curious manner. It happened that there were two persons in the round who took one paper between them, and each claimed the privilege of having it first on each alternate week. The horse soon became used to this rule, and though the parties lived two miles apart, he stopped once a fortnight at the door of the half-customer at one place, and once a fort- night at the door of the half-customer at the other; and never did he forget this order of things, which lasted for several years. If an animal can thus become so regular in his habits, and remember his duty so well as did this newsman’s horse, surely you, my readers, whether young or old, have no excuse when you forget yours, and neglect to be at the proper place at the proper time.