I14 ARISTOPHANES, Strep. “Pardon me; I live a long way off in the country. Tell me, pray, what it was that I injured.” Disciple. “ But these things are told only to dis- ciples.” Strep. “Never mind; I am come to be a disciple.” Dis. “Very well; but remember these things are secret. The other day Socrates asked Cheerephon how many of its own feet a flea could jump. One had been biting Chzrephon’s eyebrow, you must un- derstand, and jumped on to Socrates’s head.” Strep. “How did he measure it?” Dis. “In the cleverest way possible. He melted some wax; then he took the flea and dipped its feet into the wax. When this was cold, the flea had slip- pers on; these he undid, and measured the distance.” Strep. “What a clever thing! a Dis. “1 can tell you something else. Yesterday evening we had nothing for dinner. So Socrates sprinkled a thin coat of ashes on the carving-board,! bent a spit, and making it into a compass, stole a piece of meat from the sacrifice.” ; Strep. “Wonderful! and we talk about Thales ! Let me into the Reflectory. Show me Socrates, for I am bent on becoming a disciple.” Accordingly the door was thrown open. “Good heavens!” cried the visitor, as soon as he was admitted, seeing the disciples scattered about - 1 This would be the carving-board of the altar of Hermes, which stood in the Gymnasium.