90 ARIST OPHANES, go into the fish-market and _buy a bass, and don’t, buy pilchards.. Immediately the fellow: who is sell- ing pilchards grumbles, ‘A man who- ‘buys. ‘fish in. this way must be thinking of being a tyrant.’ Or, again, I want a leek as sauce to .my anchovies. What does the girl that sells pot-herbs do but say, ‘Ah! you buy pot-leeks. You would be a tyrant, I see.’ Now this is the sort of thing that I want to get my father away from; and as soon as I try, then immediately I am an aristocrat, a tyrant.” Phil. “ And quite right, too! Do you think that I would change those beloved courts for anything that you could give me? No, not for all the pigeon’s milk in the world. Skates indeed, and. eels! No; give mea nice little plea dished up with petitoager s sauce.’ _ Bdel. “Yes; that’s the thing you have been so fond of all your life. Still, I. think I can convince you that you. have been wrong, if you will only sit still and listen.” Phil, “ Wrong, do- you say? I wrong to like sit- ting on juries?” _ Bdel. “Yes; and scorned and mocked and cheated by the men you mornp — a slave without knowing it.” Phil. “Youcallmea slave? Why, Iam jon of all. 2 . Bdel. “ Not you; you think that you are, but you are really a servant. Tell me now, father, what good you get out of your lordship.”