34, MARTIN RATTLER. one across this way—exactly. Now, what is the result ?” The result was a complicated knot; and Mrs. Grumbit, after staring a few seconds at the old gentleman in surprise, said so, and begged to know what use it was of. “Oh, never mind, never mind. We merchants have strange fancies, and foreigners have curious tastes now and then. Please to make all my socks with a hitch like that in them all round, just above the ankle. It will form an ornamental ring. Tm sorry to put you to the trouble, but of course I pay extra for fancy-work. Will six shillings a pair do for these ?” “My dear sir,” said Mrs. Grumbit, “it is no ad- ditional—” “Well, well, never mind,” said Mr. Jollyboy. “Two thousand pairs, remember, as soon as pos- sible— close knitted, plain stitch, rather coarse worsted; and don’t forget the hitch, Mrs. Grumbit, don’t forget the hitch.” Ah! reader, there are many Mrs. Grumbits in this world requiring hitches to be made in their stockings ! At this moment the door burst open. Mrs. Doro- thy Grumbit uttered a piercing scream, Mr. Jollyboy