Den yew shud jest see sum ov dem wimin dance ! Yewd think dey wos maid ov elastik. An’ dey was de dandiest hie-kikkers yew ever did see! Dey’d | jest as soon kik a hole inde seelin’ j or nok de roof outen a fellers’ hat wid dare tose, as luk at yew. I don’t think dey hev enny jints at awl, an’ I'll gamble pennies dey never hev no roomatism. A feller sot besides mei night, wen dey was tryin’ tew kik de stuffin’ out ov de atmesfear, an’ he sed he gessed dem gals was spry enuf tew no a thing er too. . “Dey aint takin’ no chantzes wid der roomatiz,”’ he sed. “T’ll betdem gals take a dose ov this tew or tree times a day,” an’ he shoed me one ovdem little blew bottles ov powder. I began tew think that every modders’ son wot wos at de Fair had cottoned | ter that remmedi. Der big fellers wot wos runnin’ de show—mannyjers dey kawl ’em—dey awl carrid dere little blew bottles an’ yused ter take a‘ fizz” every now an _ agen, but chefely now. Dey sed it yused ter inviggerate tierd branes, an’ To