Bill Bossit, he’s half-jerman, an’ de oder half ov him is lodutch. Wen
we got ter de Jerman Villige he saw so menny pritty frauleins he dida’t
wantter cum away. He sed it was just like home to him, but he never was
nearer Jermany den Noo York, only he has a kuzen jerman, an’ once had
sum holland winder shades at his lojins. The Jerman Villige is a picteresk
moddle ov a Tootonik hamlet. We got so tootonik ourselves dat we had
to, take a tonik too. It was age, Lager. Bill he got fullern’ a
gote, an’ was reel sik to his Mies stummik. Hesed he had an
inserreksshun in his inside, an’ <%} re a feller wid a long pipe gev
him a dose ov the fizzin’ stuff St) ‘= out ov his own blew bottle.
He sed it wood settle his stum- BAW ES mik. Wel, it did settle Bill’s
stummik so quick we wisht it Fj wud settle our uther bills ike-
wise. De nawsea left him, ‘ an’ he sed all he
wanted was a gud blow in de open are. I sed,
“Awl rite, cum outside an’ [ll punch yer noz,”’
but Bill he sed that-warn’t de kinder blow he
ment. A little kid wid a hairy dg—
git a ride on de Ferris wheel, ~
wud be de best chantz Bill an’
ov gittin’ neer heven, so we
a peace an sot in de car. Gee
we started movin’ Bill an’ me

      
            
 
 

   

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