a forriner. Sumboddy sed he warn’t a forriner neether. We went in a place an’ had sum beer fust, an’ dere was a feller inside wot had just cum ack from a sale on de laik, an’ he was sikker n’ a dog from C-sikness. His pal had sum ov de stuff wot * de feller had on de trane, an’ wen he tuk a dose ov it, the sik chap /f\ kinder braced up, an’ helarfedan’ wanted to set ’em up for de hole house. We let him du it. Wel, de fust place we went in- wot dey call “ Old Vien- an imitation ov de capital lukked very well, better, de people wot was lukk’n whizz! De names ov de ~ an’ nearly all ov de at- man, but it was an elly- de prittiest gals I ever out ov de quante lukkin’ so bad while we was in ded away. Dey sed ‘it an’ as soon as she cum was wid her, she'puld out sune awl rite agen after. ” ter on de Midway was na,’’.an’ dey sed it-was am ov Ostria in Yurope. It hs in fact, den menny ov | atit. Sich crowds! Gee places broke me all up; tendants dey spoke jer- gant show, an’ sum ov see were goin’ in an’- bildins. Der crush was dat a yung lady fainted was nervus excitement, two, anuder lady wot a bottle ov dat same gin-fizz stuff, an’ mixt up a dose for her frend. We tuk notis dat she was w