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 8 INDIAN RIVER ADVOCATE MAY JO, 1895. ,

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 FAMOUS-NICKNAMES. That Vlmtu s n.t. NEAR & TAYLOR

 A "Excuse me" laid the seedy man, ,
 Daniel O'Connell was called the laaeon! to .
 Big Johll M a::, .
 b
 s idling up to the well dressed citizen, t
 0, Great O, Irish Agitator and Liberator. "if I don't mistake you are going into Artesian Well ]
 .
 Contractor
 the saloon to drink 4
 -;, buy a or a cigar or
 George IV was the First Gentlemanof something" I JOB EAU GALLIE.

 Europe, from his ceremonious polite "I am going to buy myself a drink," FLA

 THEY MET AND TALKED. ness. answered the citizen, with an accent on TITUSYILLE

 Burns was the Ayrshire Plowman, the pronoun. BAKER
 So Did the Other PurtU Whom Thj from his place of residence and bit TO- "Oh, I didn't want to brace yon for
 DlMBMML C. F. FISCHER .
 cation. no ball What I want yon to do U to PrOPrlet

 It was at a little dance. Sbe was git- Mlrabean was the Demosthenes of take this here nickel and ask me to havea Cakes Pies &
 ting just onteide the conservatory door, and the beer with yon." Confectionery a Speck<< :
 France Hurricane from his elo
 and she started M he greeted her. "I-I don't quite catch on." All orders ia our line
 "Why, Ned, U It you? I didn't hearycacome quence. 4o prempth
 "I'll
 tel11ou. If I in and drink
 go attended
 up. I've been baring inch fan Pietro Aretino was the Voltaire of PRIN to
 with a fine well fixed man, like yourself 
 flirtv his century because of his satirical
 watching the most pronounced
 I kin afterward stand there and FORWINES
 lion!I" abilities. stow away all the hunch I want to. If I
 'Indeed? But I haven't had an op. James Boswell was nicknamed the -
 go in lookln as I do, with my little old and
 portunity yet to congratulate yon on Dear Leader, from hi* association with one nickel I'd get tbrowed out before I SPIRIT

 ,engagement to Jack Bittersweet""And Johnson. had a chance to take more than four or TING

 yours to Miss Marigold was Pericles was dubbed Onion Dead by 'five forkfuls of the beans and a sand ## nEE 11 S
 Is she here **
 announced the other day? ,
 bis personal enemies on account of the wich or two." Tired Weak Nervous

 tonight. I peculiar shape of his skull The deal was made. Cincinnati CIGARS ET !
 'Ye but.lbewon't let me stay with Tribune. <
 her much; says it baa such a premature I Alphonso II of Portugal, a really able Could Not Sleep. OF THE FINEST QV AL1TI,
 king, was nicknamed the Fat on account -
 "
 Darby and Joan look. "Throng-h thick: and Thin.
 oo TO
 "That'i Just what Jack says. He I of his prodigious size Prof. L. D. Edwards, of Preston

 won't make me conspicuous by his at. Ronsard was the Poet of the Future Idaho, says: "I was all run down, -f OF ALL KINDS 4- Lesley & Kcnaki{

 tentioni in public lie never look at i from the fact that he appealed to pos weak, nervous and Irritable through
 overwork I suffered from brain fatIgue Families Supplied
 'another girl, though." terity in behalf of his verses.

 "And Ethel does not flirt at all William Pitt, earl of Chatham, was mental depression and etc.that I became I rr Our dllnA'8 and Land
 weak
 though she ii BO beautiful""Yes. called JEolns Pitt, from a Jest made could so not sleep I would nervous arise tired, Will be Ready by Oct. I. Situated,

 Oh, I'm having great font I IDon't about him by Lord Chesterfield. discouraged andblue. began taking Neatly side K. W.Washington and ave.ADVOCAT. between 4.. 7
 depot lock
 .R'
 look, but there is a couple par.tially Swift was the Rabelais of Good Society ,
 screened by that palm. I can only because of the character of his Dr.iles' Nervineand

 see the back of her head and one of his writings, then considered refined. now everything Is changed. I HODGES & GODFRE
 shoulders. What a flirtation they are
 I feel active
 Thomas Jefferson was dabbed Long sleep soundly, bright,
 having!1""how and ambitious. I can do more in one
 absurd I It is such bad form to Tom, from his height, and the Sage of day now than I used to do in a week. CheaplyAND Manufacturer-
 flirt in Montioello, from his place of residence. -Lifo. 1 Dr. Miles'Restorative
 public too. }'or this great good give

 "Awfully! Do tell me what Miss Shakespeare is called Bard of Avon, A Satisfactory A n.wer Wanted.A Nervine the sole credit. Yellow Pine In*

 Marigold is wearing tonight She has in allusion to the stream that flows by member of congress well known for Cures."

 such exquisite taste in fires" Stratford. lie has also been called the his knowledge on all financial questions, It ROUGH DBE...>:"

 "I-why, really don't know- ome Divine, English Terence, Fancy's Child, and also his knowledge of that knowledge .Pa Miles' Nervine Is sold leO'.ltt: pmiltlT* -
 Heir of Fame the Matchless Swan of ranu-e that the Unit t'neSL Orange Boa Heads,
 ,
 kind of drew ,
 a-a light evening Ail
 you i was sitting in his hotel recently OruzKlsUiell It at tl.t bottle for IS, or
 know. The sleeves are large, I know, Avon, Upstart Crow and score of other when he was approached by one of those U will Iw sent, prrpnld, on receipt of priceby Fruit & rgrtiihlc Cut
 for she told me to bo careful not crush I nicknames. reputable appearing men one sees about the Dr, Mile* Medical Co., Elkbsrt, Ind. Lumber delivered at any part .1 ,,flat I

 'em. I Samuel Adams was dubbed the Amer. the capital of the nation, whose true on log through building:: bill on of the tailing.Fast Coast Anjimi, i"nmrn'V e,

 "Really, Ned, you will rival Worth lean Cato because of his vigor of speech character doesn't always show in their ExpeditiouslyExecuted write for price.. The htwnillllt .Ifmtwt., ,
 of those J.,T.& K. W. Ry.,II miles south Islet
 one days! in debate. He was called the Cromwell attire or manner.
 miles lacks
 "'Yea, and she's wearing La Franco of New England, the Father of America \Excuse me," said the intruder, "but Iceland, f.0,000 square only Satsuma Hights, IMittianico.,1

 rones. I never thought sending them, the Loot of the Puritans and the are you not Mr. Blank?" 1,000 of being as largo as Kentucky.

 yon know, but she happened to say, Man of the Re"olutlon.-St. Louis "I am," replied the member affably, India has 1,800,000 square miles, or

 never thinking, of course, that she Globo-Democrat. but with dignity commensurate with his nearly two-tlihds the size of the United J. M. SANDERS

 hoped I wouldn't send her red ones, asher exalted pocitlon. StUcn.: ,

 gown needed pink ones. Lucky, STAGE GLINTS. "I believe you are thoroughly postedon
 wasn't IU""Very. all financial questions?" Catarrh Cannot bo Cured Dealer in -

 Don't look-a man can never Nordica has boon singing Elsa in "Lo- "My friends and the press, I believe,

 see anything without looking directlyat lengrin" in Berlin with much success. bave accorded so much to me, smiled DRY GOODS NOTION
 With local applications, as they can
 It-but the man behind the palm is Jones the the TIIE-
 Frank recently Fanny statesman. not reach the Heat of the disease.) Ca- -AT ,
 kissing her bond, and, oh, what a blazeof I Rice company, has returned to his old "You have given the subject a vast tarrh Is a blood or constitutional disease, AND
 Jewels it is!I" I part in "Yon Yonson." amount of study, have you not?" and In order to cure it you must take

 "What a Joke I They think they are I Mrs. LanRtry's tour in this country "More than to anything else. Internal remedies Hall's) Catarrh Cure Choice Groceries
 uno\>>!ervNL Ethel's only fault is her does not appear to have aroused the enthusiasm "And no doubt feel quite capable of Is taken internally, and acts directly on --{ -}- ,
 fondness for diamond rings. It costs a giving a perfectly satisfactory answer to the hlood and mucous snrfacccs. hall'sCatarrh ))
 that was expootecLI
 fellow a lot of money. I any question that might be asked?" Cure is not a quack medicine. Hay Corn Mapes' Fertilize
 Barrens U said to be the best
 Mary It was prescribed by one of the best ,
 "I Now Jack
 suppose so. says my The member at once jumped to the
 Mercedes who has yet appeared: in In this for and ADVOCATEPrinting
 physicians country years
 hand is too well shaped to be loaded conclusion that he was being interviewed 
 "Monte Christo" in Boston. Is a regular prescription. It is composedof FINE PATENT FLOUR.
 with Loverliko isn't it? i :
 jewels. and got himself ready to give an the beat tonics known, combined withthe
 "Very. There is your Aunt Jennie. Rose Coghlan's piece de resistance for answer that would be a feature in print"I best blood purifiers, acting directlyon Oooort JTMox'iciCOMPOUND :
 She seems to be looking for some one. the rest of the season will be Mrs. Rom think I could, if any man could," the mucous surfaces. The perfect
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 "For In O. She has boon for half an naldo Paohvcho's "To Nemesia"Galveston's he replied, with pride. combination of the two ingredients; Is

 hour. She brought me tonight I suppose new theater will be opened "Well, I have a question on finance what produces such wonderful resultsin OXYGE
 she is slm'py. I've had such fun about New Year's. Paulino Hall will that I should be greatly pleased if you curing catarrh Send for testimonials 

 watching that pair that I've hidden probably be the inaugural attraction. would answer to my entire satisfaction." free.
 from her. Their\ heads close is F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Tol- !
 are very Tamagno's pyrotechnic voice has not "Very good. What it? II 4 tilt tel
 edo O.
 Restores strength, quiets
 now "Will lend me f 1 for a day or
 served to displace Jean de Reszke in you Sold druggists, price 73c. disease.
 by and
 "What a pair of idiotsl' Just engaged, two? I'm broke. expels .
 the favor of New York'lovers of grand I Proof, the most convincing i 18 w
 no doubt' opera. "By George," said the member when free to all who suffer. Call and see
 "Wry likely. But Jack and I would When Boorbchm Treo comes to this 10 told the story, "he could have caughtme Costa Rica and West Virginia are or write for further Information I
 not make such an exhibition for for $5 just as ea"ylf he had come at about the same size, 24,1)00) square miles..IeELREE' of 200 sent free.
 country, Mrs. Tree, and not Mrs. Pat- pages
 worlds. me for so much. "-Detroit Free Press. .. Office. Home or office treatment I "is
 rick Campbell, will be his leading for Weak. Ncr.... .4
 "Nur Ethel and I. She would be horrified. WINE OF C*RDUI tlon
 woman. Hubby's New CI...... free.Drs.
 & Palen,
 "Why. Aunt Jennie, I. that you? I Garland Gaden' play, "The Young She got out of her carriage and walked The Orange Free State has 41,000 Starkey .

 was just coming to the cardroom to look American," will! take the road about into the cigar store, at the same time square miles: and is exactly the size of 1329 Arch Street, rhiladflpli"
 for you. Christmas, the season opening at Sterling unfastening her sealskin coat
 Ohio.If .
 "I thought you would want to go Ills.Walker "I want a box of cigars for my husband <

 home, my poor child, so"- Whlteside recently deliveredan please. Let me see all kinds." you are weak and worn out or have JACKSONVILLE STEAM D

 "Oh, I was in no hurry, Aunt Jen address on Shakespearean plays boo "Now, here are some Key West goodswe that tired feeling Hood's Sarsaparilla Is
 nie. I've hiid great fun watching" Fore the Indiana state normal school at can sell for >f 8, and here are domestics just the medicine to restore your strength WORKS

 "I'm glad to hear it It shows your Terre Haute. from that down to $2./f10," said the and give you a good appetite. Hood's

 good sense. Many a girl in your place "Jacinta," the new comic opera in i obliging clerk. makes pure blood. Do not The above establishment i Is under

 would be wild with jealousy after the which Louise Beandet is starring, is She looked at them carefully. management. We positively Iuar! :<

 way Jack has been flirting all evening said to be a very meritorious work, es "You may wrap np that box at For a dinner and general family cathartic our work equal to that of an> tort
 behind that palm with that horrid pecially with reference to the music. fU.60," said she, with dignity. "I like we confidently recommend Hood's city.
 Ethel the shade better. It will about match Tills. Send *
 Marigold! If you are quite ready Yntte Guilbert, the well known Parisian yourPRINTING

 now She, we will go and get our wraps." music hall singer, may come to his Sentinel smoking jacket Indianapolis There are five states of the German Gents' Clothing Cleaned or Dyed.

 was ready.-Chicago Tribune America in January. Edmund Gerson, empire each smaller than Rhode LiUnd. Ladies Goods Cleaned or I

 A the transoceanic theatrical agent, has Will Appear In Ills Hook.
 Lucky Nam..r.Tbore made a contract with her to appear in "One of the American characteristics! Hawaii has 6,000 square miles, the away, Dying Silks and Cleaning good 01'

 was to be a foot race at the New York for a few week that have impressed me most forcibly, combined size of Connecticut and Dela most delicate texture a !bpecUlt>
 Blackburg fair, and Sambo, who was to for price list.
 be one of the contestants, felt that he you know," sold the Englishman who' ware.
 must have a pair of running shoes. So A fireproof IaloUThe had just landed, "is the sordid, mercenary The Persian empire, In its palmiest But keep the MAIXIIARD BROS Pro;
 Interior of buildings might be
 went he began into to store.look around and finally made much less inflammable by coatingthe everything.view your It shows people even seem in to your take na of days comprised about 1,700,000 squaremiles. No. 13 Xewnan St, Jacksonville

 a .
 "Has rnnnin shoes here woodwork with fireproof paint F. tional hymns. Only an American, yon

 boss?" he you atikod.got any El.London George makes regarding these statement this subject in a: know, could ever have written: |fcp BLACK-DRAUGHT ,..cu,.t ComtipoUon. Money on the W H, GLEASON & CO,

 of paper 1x4 Independence b. four boast
 "Plenty them. What number?
 "I find that painting woodwork of any Ever mindful what It_.. tA
 ;
 And the clerk threw out a lot on the Weak Nervous ATTORNEYS IN LAND
 solution of Tired ,
 counter. kind with several coats of "Still," pursued the visitor, willing East Coast
 silicate of soda and finishing with a
 "I
 "This WM to Samba for the to make every possible allowance T 1 1AMINED >
 a poser GRA"
 shoes he had been had boon mixture of this solution and sufficient expect to find your country quite Inter. Means impure blood and overwork, or TITLES TO SPANISH
 wearing common whiting to make it about as esting. "Chicago Tribune. too much strain on brain and body. AND PERFE" i I'M:
 secondhand" *, without number. thick as ordinary paint is an excellent The only way to cure is to feed the By giving theADVOCATE
 'DtMxl, boss,." he replied as he rub- blood. Thousands of
 protection against fire. Wood treatedIn An Amended 5p.lUng."Look nerves on pure >T>
 bed his woolly head and grinned, "I this way will not take fire from here. This isn't right," said a people certify that the best blood purifier I ABSTRACTS FURNISHED A
 duuua But I'M gwlnler run In dls the best nerve tonic and strength SURVEYS OBTAINED
 it !
 mere contact with flame- require teacher in the high school-now, was it
 builder is Hood's Sarsaparilla. What it
 yer foot race at de fai', an es I wants
 ter win I spec' you better gimme nntn- to be heated till destructive distillation the high school or the academytheother has done for others It will also do for Defective Homestead and Pr-Em;

 Lab fo' lebben fawty-fo. "-Detroit begins. Then of course gas are given day. "How do yon suppose you you-Hood's Cures.Nervousness I Entries Corrected and Perfected
 Free Press. out which ignite and the Wood is have spelled income?" loss of sleep, loss of I Claims adjusted before tht V*'

 gradually converted into charcoal, but Student-I don't bow.Ttol&cberInoum. appetite and all disap A share of meat at Washington.
 Two till destructive distillation take placethe pear when Hood's Sarsaparilla is taken Correspondence solicited.

 Only coated wood will not support com Student-That's funny; don't see howI persistently, and strong nerves, sweet
 The boat bad pullud away from shore bustion. A few years I since I had some left off that "b. "Albany Journal sleep, strong body, sharp appetite, and EAU CALL1E, FLA.
 some 15 or 18 feet when Ole Oleeon I made like ordinary doors, someprepared In a word, health and happiness follow
 reached the bank in screens the of HCMM'S| rllAplrllla. Your Job Work and I.el
 gnat anxiety tu get as I have described and some Ifad Attended t. It. use : Pineapple, Orange
 aboard. His friend The point ahout Hood's Sarsa-
 Nell Nelson stood strong
 on the deck and waved his arms frantic, I not They were then placed over a fire Father(to small son with a black eye) parOLe is that they are permanent, because Land For Sale Cheap
 of shavings whioh was kept constantly What's the matter, Dick? they start from the solid foundation .
 ally howling in the meantime, "Ynmp renewed. In ten minutes the unprepared Small Bon-Johnny Higgins hit me of puiirled I. vitalized and enriched I have for sale 80 acres of i>"'*<',
 Ole yump aye thank can mak' set Ina land few iv
 ye screens were biasing away and so nearby this afternoon. blood. H-- on St. Lucle river, a

 couple of 11Impel"-Cla1 Center consumed that they bad to be supported Father-Well, he's a boy of your size low Eden, 40 of which being 0)1 u.rt.r'

 (Kan. ) Times. I' by an iron bar. The flame con- I hope you bit him back. The Marquesas Islands are about the quarter 18, township of northeast 3d, south quarter of rang "

 A skirt of plain satin, with a waist tinned to lick the prepared screens for Small Son-Oh. I bit him yesterday.New area of M Louis county, KO miles. L'" .A.1.J. Job "Vork the other 40 is the northeast :
 80 minute before the distillation com York Sun. of southeast of *e<- "
 made of velvet and embroidery, has elbow Guatemala and Louisiana have nearlythe quarter
 the coated ,0"
 minute
 menced. After 45 41
 township S8, south of range(
 sleeves which are merely a succession screens were still intact and able to A Berlons Der..t.F'ather.tolleI same area, 48,000) square miles. nr"t:1s"t:1oallygo"t"tonup.: : The above land can be bought .

 of very full and not very wide support themselves. They held together don't exactly like thatscreen Great Brltal has mOU)square miles, per acre. It I Is suitable for c'" 3

 puffs for an hour, although pierced in many you put in my fireplace being a little larger than Arlxoaa. orange, Wntoi or lime growing ,
 Some of the prettiest evening bodices place with hole, and when the fire Mrs. SlImdlt't(tbelandlad1)--What's Islands Will be sold In lots \>f 40. *I'
 Verde have
 are made of lace or chiffon over a fitted was removed they did not continue to the matter with it? The Cape a combined S.ratis: :=a.otionQ'LlArA21to0cl. cash. This land will soon be.
 lining of satin or silk. The lace Is almost area about equal to that of Rhode per acre.
 burn. This was a splendid success, andI Featberstoue- It ought to have a '
 covered with ribbon that is drawn still have the remains of the screen magnifying glass in the center.-New Island. Apply to C. II. Walton Ai > 1

 over and around it In all directions. The experiment were made at my suggestion York World. New Zealand has 104,000 square miles, .. office vlllo ; or to Robbins A Grahan

 Side plaited ruffles of point d'esprit for the manager of the. Liverpool or about the area of Missouri and In

 falling over the shoulders and headedby Philharmonic society, and the An evening waist, with velvet yoke diana. Sond us your Walton's Calkiag Mtt.00 '"
 folds of soft silk, make a pretty woodwork of their splendid hall at Liverpool and chiffon body to accordion plaits, Rapid each.I'I
 .OO
 miles ordors. 10.00, and .1
 waist garniture. The front U in a surplice was treated in this manner." has sleeves of brocade with cuffs of em Greece has 23,000 square being by of th principal boat, ,
 many *
 suggestion and bows and loop of broidery. almost exactly twice the size of Mary In the Not th. bee pamphlets I

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