few who made light of the Doctor’s burdens on the eve of the holiday. ‘Oh,’ said he to his friend, ‘it’s not worth making any row about. I can do everything in an hour and a half, and I mean to get up and do 1t before breakfast.’ And Sydney quite meant what he said. That night, when he went home, he made Joe the ploughman promise to calihim at five o’clock next morning. At the summons Syd got up, and nodded through the window to Joe; but the morn looked misty, and Sydney thought there could be no harm in lying until he felt a little more wakeful. A fatal measure, Syd! Sleep pounced upon him in that moment of delay, and tied him in its strong bands; and the slumberer heard no more, until a thundering knock, and ‘Syd!’ ‘Getup!’ ‘It is nine o'clock!” fairly aroused him. He sprang out of bed, giving vent to sundry expressions of disgust. ‘What a bother!’ ‘What can have made me so sleepy?’ But then, more comfortable thoughts arose.. ‘It is early yet, after all. Ican do my task, and have lots of fun.’ And then he quoted the saying of Barnaby Rudge’s famous raven, ‘Never say die! Polly put the kettle on, and let’s have tea!’ ‘It’s cold enough by this time,’ said his mother, who had heard the last words. ‘Are you never coming to breakfast, Syd ?’ Few boys were hardy enough to defy the Doctor, and Syd was not one of them. -Always full of good intentions, and profuse of his promises, Syd was in continual scrapes, like all such random amiables. He seemed to think he had an inexhaustible balance in the bank of time, and abilities that could achieve anything, If the Doctor had given him ten times as much to do, he would have said, ‘ Very well, sir,’ with a smiling face and untroubled heart. Sydney Macduffer never counted the cost till it was too late. After breakfast, the task of course came upper- most. Jhat must be done, arid soon. He would allow himself a saunter in the sunny garden first, but it should not be a long one. Tle would then go up into the little room over the porch, and stay, there till his task was mastered. It would be done long before dinner-time, and he would then have all the afternoon for games. ‘ : After Syd’s mother had promised to come at dinner- time and call him from his books, he went up-stairs, with his mind fully made up to do his duty. But, unwisely, he posted himself with his Ovid at the window, from which the eye could reve over a very pleasant view. In the foreground, a maid was in the garden, hanging out the clothes. I fear Syd gave her some school-hoy chaff about a certain magpie who was round the corner, watching his opportunity. As ill luck would have it, too, Tom the boy was hoeing the gravel walk just under the window, and Syd’s ear heard the tool grating away among the moss and weeds and pebbles. *Tom,’ said Syd, ‘what’s Latin for hoe?? looked up and grinned. One idle boy makes another, and for the next half-hour the hoeing was as irregular as the verbs which Syd had to learn for the Doctor. At last the window was shut, for Tom’s shortcomings were noticed, and the hoe was worked with terrific fury. But there was still the distant landscape to look at; the far-off hills to which Syd longed to sail ; Tom the trains on the railway ; the stream where two men were angling, and many other things more pleasant than Latin poetry. Moreover, there was the wind! ‘Hurrah!’ cried Syd, letting Ovid fall. ‘Look at that dust on the turnpike! Why, the kite will fly, I’m sure!’ The temptation was overpowering, and the kite was taken into the field near the house; but the wind, though it now and then made little dust spouts on the road, was not in a kite-flying humour. In fact, it was inclined to blow by fits and starts, and the kite, borne up rapidly, as rapidly fell, with its tail in a tangle. There was nothing for it, but to carry the aerial machine back again, and get the tail unravelled. And then Syd sat in his favourite seat, dreaming the happy hours away. All reveries are not fruitless. Sir Isaac Newton once looked as - Syd looks, his eyes gazing into infinite distance, and his wonderful mind grasping the question, Why does an apple fall to the ground? But then, Sir Isaac had a right to speculate, for he had done his Ovid and irregular verbs. I fear Syd’s reverie is as idle as his labours. Whilst thus dreaming, a hand touched him, and a voice said, ‘Dinner’s ready. Are the lessons done ?? ‘No, mother; I have not done my Ovid yet.’ ‘Oh, Syd, Syd!’ replied his mother, ‘they were to have been done before breakfast, and are they not done yet? What have you been doing all the morning ?? Sydney could not answer the question. And many of us would find it difficult to discover how we have spent our morning. Here was poor Syd, who meant to be on the peak soon after sunrise, still loitering at the bottom of the mountain, and the noontide past! The best hours for study are gone, Syd; if you are resolute, you may yet succeed, before the stars are shining; but the chances are against you, my boy! . Of course, that afternoon several chaps came, who had done their Ovid and irregular verbs, and Syd ‘was obliged to shunt his into candlelight hours. And after a tiring a.m. of idleness, and a tiring p.m. of ericket, the lines of Ovidius Naso seemed to run into each other, and Syd fell asleep over the word prosiluisse. However, he aroused himself, and when bedtime came he had an imperfect knowledge of the passage; but the terra incognita of the imperfect verbs reposed under his troubled pillow. What took place before the awful Doctor I don’t know, for I was afraid to inquire; but I rather think Macduffer was in for it, from what I chanced to gather as I passed the little pastrycook’s shop where the boys are allowed to spend their coppers in tarts and nectar. G.S8. 0. THE LARGEST VINE IN THE WORLD. TL largest vine in the world is in the neighbour. hood of Santa Barbara, in California, 1b was planted about seventy years ago by Doma Marcellina Dominguez. Its branches cover 5000 square feet, and bear annually over 10,000 Ibs. of grapes. The stem In its thickest part is 4 feet 4 inches in cireum- ference. The lady who planted this vine was 105 years old when she did so, and left behind her a posterity of 800 persons, children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. J.F.C.