SEPTEMBER 21, 1861.] F:PTT I. SEA-SIDE INTELLIGENCE. inuediiatel igibouriehood of the jar containing the attractive condi- SEA-SIDE INTELLIGENCE. meant, and it is some satisfaction to know that the thief must have EELING that at this season of the cut himself prior to his running away. Absurd rumours are abroad, year any news from the seaside must but as yet I do not feel justified in expressing an opinion. By the S be welcome to the oppressed brows next post I may be enabled to send you some further information. and eyes of those of our readers who may be obliged by the exigencies of LLANBYCHLLYLGLWCH. business to remain in town, we have, This delightful little watering place is rapidly rising into importance, N for their especial delectation, engaged and is attracting the attention of those who prefer quietude and an d competent and reliable correspon- uninterrupted view of that mighty monster ocean, to crowded S dents at most of the principal water- parades, bustling bazaars, dissipated donkey-drivers, din and duslt. ing-places who will keep us au couin t As yet only two houses, belonging to the intended Blle-vue Terace, with the general "goings on" in their have been erected, and their appearance by no means answers the S- through the medium of our pages, an of the terrace in a state of completion in Ma. OWEN OWEN'S library Sodour smacking of the saline and window, but we are given to understand, by those who know all invigorating to those who may prefer about it," that when the entire row is finished, they will look im- S./-- the Sunday safety of the back parlour posing, most imposing." Visitors, I am sorry to say, complain of the to ever so many "hours at the sea- difficulty they experience in procuring food, and declaro-somewhat side," with the strong probability of unreasonably-that there is no certainty regarding anything but four babies in the carriage, and the chances of a collision in a tunnel. shrimps. Our postman, too, does not give that satisfaction which The salary paid to each correspondent is surprising,-that is to say, I'm sure it is always his study to deserve. Ho says the English it will be surprising when he gets it. We have heard that some of anaes puzzle him, and why should they not? I am suro the Welsh them are already investing boldly in buff slippers and wide-awakes on names puzzle is. Very well, then. A plato-glass window has boon the strength of it. One proud person has gone so far as to hire a substituted for the old-fashioned arrangement of panes in the shop of horse for the season ;-ah! we fear in his instance pride will have a 3n. EVAN EvANs, the confectioner, through which the bath ImnR, fall. No, gentle, but slightly too sharp reader, he is not our Ryde open tarts, and imitation moulds of jolly, really look elegant. A correspondent. The gentleman who promised to send us Worthing in- ahvourite cat, of uncertain age, has not, at present, boon able to adapt telligence does such fearful things with his native tongue that we have itself to this improved state of things, and has an unpleasant knlck been obliged to send him a second-hand copy of LINDLEY MU:RRAY. of settling itself down for the day amongst the sponge-cakes in a One unfortunate correspondent, at Tenby, has become so dull that we domestic manner which must seriously interfere with the demand for have been forced to send him to Brighton. However, the gentleman those articles. An enterprising character, of the name of BIloo! Ns, at Broad-stares has promised to keep his eyes open, and we have has started some bathing machines, and Ml. O(WNSxs, the librarian, despatched a reliable person from the Haymarket to Buxton. One has added the The Caxtons and The Roeimnnc of War to his some- valued friend, whose style of writing was remarkable for terseness, what sparsely furnished shelves, under the impression that they promised to send us short tales from Cowes, but we regret to say that are the latest works of fiction out. The big hotel on the cliff is not he has changed his manner of writing and his residence; lie has patronized at all. They ay that the landlord lies in bed all dny, lately gone too talkey.* On the whole, however, our readers may sipping seltzer-water and brandy, and that the two pallid waiters plly expect a full, true, and particular account of the various doings of the at "fly the garter" in the hall, giving each o(lher backs" in the most common and uncommon objects of the sea-shore. We shall now let methodical and melancholy manner imaginable. The Liverpool boat our correspondents speak for themselves, which-as they are paid by has just arrived. No passengers. length-they do in the most elaborate and verbose manner possible. We are obliged to cut down a good deal of their copy," at which the writers, we have no doubt, are proportionately "cut up." DRAWING-ROOMH BALLADS. MONEY MARGATE AND JETTY INTELLIGENCE. [Our readers will excuse the form in which our 'l--fqr r nrr'riponsedent clothes his remarks. He was once the writer of the .- i. in the Smiitlield Sentinel, and has never succeeded in chLaging his style.] An average amount of business was transacted in the fish market to-day. Stocks exhibited a decided rise ; landladies were firm in the extreme; but we are ashamed to say that, though bathers exhibited considerable buoyancy at an early hour, extreme unsteadiness was nraiilested as the day advanced. The only bullyin' operation of any importance at the bank consisted of extreme severity on the part of a policeman, who ordered off a boot-blacking boy for whistling. WALTON-ON-THE-NAZE. [FROM OUR LONE CORRESPONDENT. We are somewhat excited here just at present, and if this letter exhibits some slight incoherency, a generous British public will please to attribute it to the confusing circumstances by which I am sur- rounded. There has been a robbery of an unexampled nature in the annals of Walton-on-the-Naze crime. The place is in a ferment, the thief has not been captured, and is, in all probability, roaming about the neighbourhood,-nay, possibly mixing with the unconscious visitors and inhabitants, and contaminating the atmosphere with his polluting presence. Suspicion is abroad, no man trusts his neigh- bour. No. 2 Tiddlywink Terrace, watches No. 3 askance as he sneaks home to his lodgings with a pint of prawns for tea; and if the mystery be not cleared up very shortly, the suspense will be too much for your correspondent, and, at the risk of his salary and sea-sickness, he must return to the metropolis and his family. Three bull's-eyes (four to the ounce) have been taken fiom the window of MRS. SUCeEY, confectioner, and although our vigilant policeman has kept his bull's- eye" fixed upon the spot for two days, nothing has at present come to light. The burglarious entrance-for such it is-appears to have been effected through the medium of a broken pane of glass in the SQy.--To Torj'uay! Printer's d-1I. IMPROVISED IBY A GENTLEMAN WITI A GOOD n tMORY. 'Twero vain to tell thee all I feel, Indeed, 'twere vain to tell, I would not, if I could, conceal, O 1! yes, yes, 'tis a spell; Oh, lullaby, poor Lucy Neal, That sleeps in convent cell. I'll not beguile thee from thy home, Take back those gems you gave; I'vo heard it said some love to roam All by th, sad sea wave ; The Wolf! or, better, Pope of Rome, Dog Tray, Diuois the brave. In this old chair my father sat, lie was a man of might; The owl sits by the tree, the bat In happy moments quite, Sings tra, la, la, all round my hat, My native land, good night. Oh, maid of Athens ere we part A hunting we will go; [Jpon the hill lie turned,-so smart Are girls of Buffalo; Take now this ring, 'tis tline; the heart liow'd down:-Row, brothers, row. RED RUFF-IAN BEWARE I WE perceive through the medium of the advertising columns of a sporting and sportive contemporary that a book is published entitled Ruff's Guide to the Tuy. As a companion volume to this we would suggest the publication of another, to be cn-titled The Rough's Gaiide to the Ring.