G FUN ALM3ANACK, 1862.


Being often disturbed by a stamping overhead, Mn. PoTTs
 finds that MR. M'SPArn takes private lessons in boxing
 and 'n the broadsword of
 NICK MAWLEY the SERGEAoNT SINGLSTICK
 Teddington Trivet, of the Guards.


MR. M'SPATIv having received the present of a
gallon of whisky from Scotland, invites MR.
WILnoATs, a fellow-student, to spend a quiet
evening with him.


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The gentlemen of the veterinary college being
 about to get up an amateur performance of
 Macelth, MEssRs. M'SrPAiv and WILDoATs,
 who are to take the parts of Macbeth and
 Macdlzf, rehearse the scene of the combat.


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MI "S PaSvrx,being overcome by
 I is exertions, bivouacs on the
 11fld of battle.




 SOTUR NEW WAGGERY-CULTURAI
 ItEPORT.
 Ta xr prospects of the next London h
 jrst are very encouraging. In some (
 i ncts the parlors are running up a gr
 Sdeal, ibut the first and second floor plan
 1.wils have yielded more than an avera
 i3C coal, suga, wine, spirit, and tea a
 j cotfeo icrrilq i 1avinig been very prod
 Strive. i.k 0'. IL'I. grounds of Pentonvi
 I lington, and Camden Town, the thi
3J leor fronts look remarkably well, notwi
rtii ntuding they have been frequentlylcft
Small night. In the fertile district abutt
 ur the Euston Road, landlords are mak
: considerable advances. Some lodgers
 tlIho same quarter have got so much ahi
 That cutting will soon begin. The crol
 Smaid-servants, an extensive area hav
 been cultivated, about the average. T1
 1 eiro, though in some places marked N)
 te. (e keyhole, are in good condition; notwi
 Standing, some which have been pul
 erthibit a redness which shows they m
 t li carefully looked after. Recent show
 have had a great effect upon umbrel
 uw-hich have all been carried, no diffici
 Slsing eCiperionced as to finding a sulfici
 quantity of hands,but the returns have
 yet ranked anybody.

 AN OCTOBER ROUNDELAY.
 S'awri', ole fell'r! Well i'sh clear
 (Hekl)'tobr 'sh month fr brewi' beer
 Ior blesh y'r har'-I'm pe'f'ly shob'r
 Ajsh a ma' Ishn't this (IIek!)'tob'
 Don' go, ole fell'r. Take sha' maw,
 Therjsh loh i'l bol'll! 'Sh' on'y faw
 I'll give ye 'toash-scujsh el''cmu-h'n-
 Here'ah glor'sh Bri'sh Consh'shush

 QUEER ORIGIo.-When a man has c
 down a ladder, may he be gonealogic
 said to have descended from a top?
 TInn LATEST ODDR.-When Morning
 odds with Night.-SHxASPEA-RE.


 L_J 4b_ -
MR. WrLDoATS, being unable to sleep through
 the influence of the whisky, amuses himself
 by imitating the Indian war whoop outside
 Me. POTeS'S bedroom door.


MR. ST. CLAIR coming home at this
juncture, they encounter on the
 landing, and swear eternal friend-
 ship.


 Having restored MR. M'SPAAIx to con-
 sciousness by severe though neces-
 sary measures,



 THE KING OF THE GUY.
 BT MOWEN EREDITH.
You must wake and call me early in the
 morning, mother dear,
Forto-morrow will be the jolliest day of the
 last half of the year,-
Of the last half of the year, mother, the
 jolliest-oh, my eye !
For I am to carry the guy, mother; I am to
 carry the guy 1
There'llbemany a black, black eye, mother,
 I'm certain sure there will;
There'll be Fighting BOB, and Guzzling
 DICK, and JAex, and TOM, and BILL:
But there's none can handle his fists, they
 say, one-half as well as I,-
So I am to carry the guy, mother; I am to
 carry the guy!
I sleep so sound at night, mother, I'm cer-
 tain not to wake,
Unless you call me loud,-and there's a
 shavings-wig to make:
And I must gather straw and rags, and
 matches I must buy,-
For I am to carry the guy, mother; I am to
 carry the guy !

 SPORTING.
 THE First Spring Meeting takes place at
Exeter Hall. The following is the pro-
gramme :-
 l.-Great Heat of Popular Preachers.
 2.-Papers read on Dark Races
 3.-Question of Colour discussed.
 4.-Interesting account of the Missionary
 Stakes run for by the Cannibals of Quashi-
 boo Island.
 .--Panegyric on the Great Bet of Eng-
 land (A.D. 1600).
 6.-Pointed Remarks on Steeple Chasing
 in Langham-place.
 7.--Proposal to make a Grand Stand
 against Popery.
 The Spring Meeting will conclude with
 the Two Cures, and poses plastiques a la
 Vestries.


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