FUN AL.MANACK, 1862. Two of the organs being frequently stationed at equal distances from the house, sometimes chiefly patronized fbr the delectation of play the same tune in different keys, pro- the juveniles in the opposite house. during a very pleasing effect. The German band from the Grand Duchy of Sase Outoftune. The Caledonian Minstrels. The Massachusets Melodists. The exiled RAJ H of KADGEons ooa and his sons. EMINENT MIEN. No. 1.-LoRD PALMERSTON. THR subject of this memoir was born of poor but respectable parents in the neigh- bourhood of Y- (a place well known to novensts of all ages). One day, while wandering upon the banks of the X--,his attention was attracted by two boys, who crossed the stilo in front of him and pro- ceeded on their way. He was immediately seized with the desire of becoming the Prime Minister of England, and at the age of sixteen, having signified his intention to the Privy Council and obtained the per- mission of his worthy schoolmaster, he went up to town, and was received with all due honour by the representatives of the nation, who apprenticed him to a cheap tailor in Regent-street. There his rise was rapid and sure. In 1810, lie was offered the portership of the DUiK oF YORK'S Column, but declined, owing to his views from his bedroom window and the steps which such a position would naturally oblige him to take. Hie was, however, soon rewarded for his solf-denial in a most romantic manner. On the occasion of the parliamentary whitebait dinner, LORD PALShERSTON (then plain MR. PA'I, known only as tle author of Pamreliu). attended in the disguise of a waiter, and when the members were totally unable (in consequence of the cheese or the hear of the evening) to find their coats, um- brellas, or way out, he gallantly stepped forward, and on certain conditions de- frayed the hotel bill, saw the party to the train, and so avoided the scandal. The conditions have never been divulged, but within a few weeks afterwards, Mit P. wias chosen by Royalty for the place of Prime Minister. He is a great lover of sport, and has a rat-hunt in his dining-room every Thursday. As a patron to the arts, he paints his own house and papers his own room. With aviewsto add tothecuriositics of animal life, lie, with great trouble, caught the measles, and kindly presented them to the ciminittee of the Zoological Gardens, a body well worthy of the trust. In personal appearance he is of commanld- THIs S JrULTA, WHO HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF TiE LECTURES AT TIBR POl.YTsECHnIC,-" OS THE AiR OF LiALANCINiG,"--LIKE A SENSIBLE LITTLE GIRL; ng stature, with plump red cheeks and fair hair; his face is sallow end lantern- jawved, his eyebrows and whiskers, etc., black, and he is about four feet three. No. 2.-MR. TOM TAYLOR. This eminent volunteer and dramatic author is a very eccentric individual. In hio character of TAYLOR he writes all his compositions sitting cross legged, and insists upon being paid by the piece. His eye is as sharp as a needle, and he is un- blrtunately afflicted with a stitch in the side. He dinesevery day off goose; andin cold weather bastes himself everymorning. His literary success he attributes to shear good luck. His real Christian name is PIeRtRE F-ANCOIS. which he had adapted from the French, and translated into English as ToM. I I SH LrGISLATIO -- The Tipperary Town Council met the other day to con- sider the necessity for erecting a now prison, when the following resolution was passed:-" That, for motives of economy, the new prison should be lbilt out of the materials of the old; bu t while the said gaol was in progress of erection, the pri-" socers should still be confined in the old one." 'Meat. y A Burrrii.--A director of the South Western Railway ought never to travel from London to Richmond,itbeingno part of his duty to run down his own line. PREnrCTIocO ron 162.-Daring the yearly course of the Earth round the Sun there will be a great many revolutions in the world. ,WintsE is an angler patient in his sport? --When he waits for dace (days) and gets nothing. WuHr is a farmer like a policeman ?--c- cinso they've both got to attend to their bont. TuE CEtEMoNYr or rTArKI=G A CANON .- Caiise the white ball to hit the spot and the rcl". "'HAPYv to serve you," as the sheriff's ofli cr said to the absconding debtor. [PRICE Id. "FUN" IS PUBLISHED WEEKLY, PRICE ONE. PENNY, WITH NUMEROUS COMIC ILLUSTRATIONS. ~ ~ I(j