FUN ALMANAC, 1862.


ADVENTURES OF A GENTLEMAN IN SEARCH OF A QUIET LODGING.


MR. PYTHAGORAS POTTS, being about towritea Treatise
 on the Druidical Antiquities of Central Australia,
 takes a lodgir g in a quiet street.


He begins to feel himself at home,


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In consequence o: the quietness of t1 strtit,


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and the benevolent character of its inhabitants, it is much frequented by itinerant musicians and suffering humanity. In the course of the day Ma. POTTs's literary
 labours and meditations are assisted by the organ infliction in various degrees of severity;


 PLAIN DIRECTIONS FOR VISITING
 THE EXHIBITION.
 THE building at Kensington will make an
Exhibition of itself. Visitors to London will
do well to take the following directions as
theirleader. Enter the Exhibitionbythe first
door on your left (coming from Mile-end).
'Write your name with a piece of chalk on
the door-post. Your shoes will oe taken from
you as guarantee for general good conduct.
All here isso beautiful that you will be pro-
bably struck by the first object you run
against. Strike again, unless itbe a police-
man. Turn totheright, and observe the re-
frigerators made by the Indian coolies. No-
tice the light architecture of the roof, sup-
ported entirely by sunbeams; while the
sides are kept up by festoons of voluntary
contributions, thankfully relieved by ironic
pillows. Turn to the left, then to the right,
and so round and round until you can see
nothing, when it will be time to leave, after
having spent a very pleasant and rational
day.

 WHIST.
 To ascertain whether the deuce or the
 tray of trumps is in your adversary's hand.
 If, with all the honours, you can't succeed
 in making the trick, why the deuce is in it.
 If you have been playing at the house of
 a liberal neighbour, you maybe sure that
 he will, in the course of the evening, produce
 the tray.

 To FIND THE MEAN TIME AT GREENWICH.
 -Invite a friend to dine with you at seven,
 and wait for him until ten. You will find
 the mean time hang very heavy on your
 hands.
 PUBLISHERS' DINNER.-At the next pub-
 lishers' dinner MR. VIRTUE will take the
 chair; opposite to him will be the Vice of
 the evening.
 BETTER AND BETToR.-Letters paid are
 posted, and so are bettors who have not
 paid.


 TiEE'T A PEUTY SHOTSMAN, JAN! Thee SHET A 'ARI! 'F I CUD REIC OONL
AFF SO VAST As YON 'ARE, I'D suiAW IT' .A pOWL 0' g'ORT. I'D 1 u tlhe
SaOOTIl' VTB A VOTaiO T I"


 FAREWELL, 01F Til'I (GArflAN't
 VOLUNTEEl. .
 I'M leaving thee in sorrow, ANNIII.
 'Tis true, butI cal', yII l',l0nr,
 For nowV like mn lly unlot,110 lllUmn,
 Amn a Volunller.c
 At Winmbilclron we cillln tollowhI, 1
 (C( icily from wind, it's trui')
 And thero I cut up nal my lue IS
 In a Saturday Review.
 (The bigle ,l i : hi' f"i Ji;,ionsI
 almost./ .,' *, 1 lepola u m ll-
 inig bottle, uiu contiJlue.)
 Don't faint, but sinll my 1 I'n gipiann
 From itlMiEnIm'; dry y)or' rye,
 There'll lie lio accident Iilnrylliily
 So ANNI!E, dear, good lbyI I'
 (li'ih tnirh feelinq for hi;s own pn'ckH-
 h iidkrr ehlfl w'hi:h, haovin Jfilud, IA
 applies to his erye' )
 So As-Nil, dear, good byte
 bluheshfrom room--AaSii fintfs.

 MAXTMS BY A STREET SAGE.
 TI IRi silrcPss is lie fir s thing thllisho' sH
you your friends' lault,: you donii' kni.w
how worn a IIlman'Is sl nore till lie erlinU
to the knife-loard of thel 'buls lbe'fi)rn y'i l.
 You can't go anliolg rO)I;Ie', or OnvIe iito
their neighblourilhoodl, without suffliriing for
it. You must expect waspis if you liio
next door to IL grocer'.
 To have injur'dl a pt rson is t1he l'tronhret
lgison for llhating hiim. WilinclIv(' a It IIly
rltanKgles a nlli, il h11r ]1(11 IH ilsl tllirov
liini down, shle nlwIys' lllls. in nliger' atl,
lirn, and expects hiin to nI log.i"o.c
 l11osll t ;. illt a thin g to ilbl
sl led of I ... ... I w ll I F 1,10 to hI l ,% e
w ilkrld into La lil-r oi n ;vi "h lll I (lll iliH
Ft lrw sti(.kilg to Ihis Lot, oghtl neW t o
go to a b.ll.

 TATTIERAsI.I,.-I Sale of Stutl- ShplipirI
horses to lldlia.


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