FUN ALMANACK, 1862.


MR. BRAsswoRKS has a pail
 of cold water brought to
 his bedroom door every
 night, and Ml. POTTS, in
 going up to bed, puts his
 foot in it.


Being startled in the morning by a tremendous ernsh in file adjoinin I n o '. wrd:ll w ,i, errS llly lidl Id<i,,il to i ltl,,. i
room, Ma. POTTS finds that it was caused by M n. BlAsswoisa Laving o is AIha 11 o '01110.1', Ill Ii i' iI llil-
fallen with his shower bath. ills ,,illl thln o i ltcltile k ,r 1 Io it h1l:l1ii ,11: yh.11111, a1111 fit
 MIR. oI'TTS is tII I1ost vil0cnI t n oini111 : n1 t h1 0 r:s1ta lijsh-
 Icncit, lie dULterO iilles to watch hiiii tlictly.


He next believes himself to be QUIrTUS CaTrsI, and attempts MtR POTTS'.. 1- ..,. I I-,,. .i i i .i ..:-
to leap into the gulf for the good of his country, but is determine. .... ', .... .. I ...' "- '
secured by MB. PoTTs. spect the large assortment of MEssRS. SpLINTIri,
 WARP, VV.:a s, and Co., furniture dealers.


 GRAMMATICAL.
 Two negatives in English destroy one
another, but three restore the sentence to
its original meaning. This is again de-
stroyed by four negatives, but five make it
all right again. Thus, to say, "he never
does anything at all;" is contradicted by
"he never does nothing Iatall;" but to say
"he don't never do nothing at all," is
quite right; and although it is incorrect to
say, he don't never at no time do nothing
at all," to say, "he don't never at no time
do not nothing at all,' restores the sen-
tence to its original purity.


 :--^-2? "-3!a-^ -- ^ :
IraVit'lt collecCitei a goodly m a'i niill f fiirnl iit IIro,
Alt. POTTS, HulV iuy3s hi tli tRICiI HeH I\iltlh Hni0
iilLisfiaction.




 i ST'l NITTATA (A,\NTA'TA.
 "' "March wlindt and Aipril irlowllr." Ral lhysn .
 I I aiinnot, tell if this high winld,
 Ilnwitling ill sHiiin diriLiilht. 'va Set,'-.
 Or if in that, nst siHlI(Il sHli\w'r
 1 I siintcli W ariitiiiigcd t I lt etl --
 llltt sIllLethillg pillgI es l y IImICouI
 I isstH e,
 And-wishool, ishoo! iholioi Iihoo !
 (II (CIoruIs of sneezes al lillanln.)
 II Iy TinsO is tinglini; nil miy eype
 S T r'I'lnt i i gic ltu.-Iroii S tipill, hol ;
 'To veninire' oil i. n lir U c iwd suiinis',
 I thiniik a very iIntity ic"lil
 -i Theseo syiijtlio muls would eeoom to


 La n txiexn'se empes' ae :ik,k o IL. i '| !-' :sil 1.sha--e IIs I.
hats. So long as they are brushed the a- Ifj Ill : l' -'tI|;I IIcr' .ia!..." 1
right way, they keep smooth and pleasant: (Chlrus as beforee.
rub them in the wrong direction and both -
require a succession of coaxings,-flat irons
in the one case, and nice dinners and extra f'
comforts in the other,-to bring them hs its ownO dornincll- id e Iacteis, h
round. ART.-SI niar Ae n rliio world must lead a idog-and-cat

being asked to paint a couple of puppies, c 'A. sa Thn POPE PP IECEr Olr rl l'TsrnT ei Tlro r
refused to do it except in distemper. '""C ORNEaRse Oil ST. SectPUI tr ss'M, OtsLD hT II, IRY.-
 HtTN-YTRIN ELSE -Whyis a hen sitting ONave O RP iRt the folti'. OL
on agateliko apenny?-Because its head's 'E. TO rIt KisN.-Wit n is n Deal
one side and its tail's the other. A- rfishermnan's emphloy,- kind) to him ?--hen
 1 AxNII LAURI was married she would i' i Igives him a .illu;ek.
becomelively. Why? Because she would WilVur is a girl who etny-tres herself
be Atxlas-mated. Thank you. '" gtly like a wthritsy firn. i--l iectaso!sh!
 IF you saw a merry Tartan" chief, why lties a wasit.
would you set him down as a Yanklee- o"'
Because he's a merry khan. nit ali force." Yes, ust force an not create
 HARnn T SwALLOW.-A celebrated jockey, thie Union.
on being married, cat a bit at his own A P1 i Pi's TAt.t,- Whal fruit, 0o two
bridal. j-c II A h, ios ... i, Wi fi l
 Tn a m an w ho w as buried in thought has i,7 e as t ft c,1 c i iiriy T, ttlei
been interred at Stationers' HaIl.oughth s A),T(w S lfoI TreIIIi h.l.
 Paovrn.--It is better to be blown tp by ;' FS. rTI ilc!A MIMI Who 7msed
your wife than a steam engine. tle rilmtar rin.
 A GENTLErANx who's always got his eye Wnrcx is T knif, lil', a l;njp of (;rlh ?-
upon you-LonD STAIa. CosNDUCTO:--"INow, Sir. LOOK ALI V E HIirE'S THiE norrosITIOT A COIMIGI" When it's groi.i


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