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 WE learn that a new corps of Metropolitan Police, to be called the from Xcruciating agonies i the crowd. They may also win the
 X division, is in process of enrolment, for the Xtraordinary Xigencies thanks of Xhibitors and the Xternal public, by Xtirpating Xorbitant
 of the Xhibition of 1862. The ideal image of Policeman X will thus Xtortioners, who are by no means Xtinct, and who deserve to be
 be rendered an Xistent reality. Our Xcerpt, which is Xceedingly Xterminated. The X division will bear these rules in mind. If
 Xact and Xplicit in its Xposition of details, Xplains that the Xtra Xposed in any violation of them, they may be Xpunged from the
 force is Xpected to consist of four hundred men, Xclusive of inspectors force, and left to Xpiate'their misdeeds in Xile; ceasing thus to be
 and serjeants, so that the letter of the division will not Xpress an an Xpense to the Xchequer, and, at the same time, Xemplifying
 unknown quantity. We need not Xpatiate on the Xpediency of the Xpediency of Xacting obedience to laws which are Xtant.
 Xtreme care in Xecuting Sif RICHARD MAyNE's order, which directs
 the Xtension of the Xisting constabulary. Xpletives may well be
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 SUPERINTENDENT DURKIN, whose Xperience Xtends over a vast MAN's born to labour, so they tell us,
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formation of the new X division, intowhich h will, it s said, Xchange. three words, and read it thus
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Without desiring Xtravagantly to Xtol the Xcellent officer in question, Man's born to labour-for his betters.
we may Xhort all under him to Xert themselves in following his
Example. Their duty will be Xceptional, and its Xtent Xcessively
difficult to Xaggerate. Under Xasperating and Xciting circumstances, Now ready, in Magenta cloth,
they will not ba new corps of an Police, to be Xempt from the Xercise of Xtreme patience. o ASES for BINDING the FIST OLhey ME of FUN.
X diviess of behaviour, ever so Xecrable, Xhibited by X centric or hila- and th Price ls. d.
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the X Division from mildness in tho Xecution of their Xtra Xposed in any violation ofe them, te published, nged from the
Xuberancts, on the part of others will be no Xulpation as regards an an pense to the EFACE, and INat EX t he ifying
unknown quantity. We need not Xpatiate on the nXpediency of the XpTdiency of Xacing obedience to laws which are Xtaot.












themselves, and they must not Xclaim against inXorableder, which duty. VOLUME of UN, beautifully Dneand Engraved, forming an Extra Numer.
Xplosions of temper are faults which cannot be Xtenuated. They Price ne beenny.
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SUPERINTENDENT DUREEN, whose Nperience Ntends over a vast MAN's born to labour, so they tell us,











address with a mild Xordium, and Xpandificg till they have Xhasted But for truths sake, ye men of letters,
persuasive Xpression;e. Their duty wi but they should not Xpel anybody on anHE FIEST VOLUME FUN; Containing nearly
they will not be nempt from the Nercise of Xtreme patience. No HASES for BINDING the FIRST VOLUME of FUN.







X press hearing, though the y may show r so ecrable, hibim the way of Xit. The task omic Engraving by celebrated Artists, ad Humourous Article by the
of Xtgourshing discord will Xtus end to the Xterior of the Xhibition LONDO FLEET STREET.

 London; Printed and Published (for the PropXritors) by CHARLES WHYTE, at the Office, 80, Fleet Street, E.C.-Saturday, Mrch 8,1862.