JANUARY 11, 1862.] F IT IT.



 SONG.
 To be suggested I' v o hoshtsst b ato n
 y oung lady wiho pleads a very hld cold
 -- as ain excuse flor not singing when re-
 quested to do so.
 I'd cub ilto the gardel, C.a 1 lo,
 HaF l"or it's dull for you there alode,
 ___-- ----__I'd cub ilto the gardel, CILAVDF,
 If 1 dared to velturo out, by owd
 --_1 -If I dared to velture out, by owd
 B ut you do not seeb to bear in bide,
 i l-That the air is chill ahl bleak,
 -/ tt Aid that with llthis slhockilg colr I fide,
 It's as bich as Ilad doi il to speak
 It's as buch as I cad do to speak !
 You'll pity be, dear CtL ni, I thilk,
 For I nightly bathe oy toes,
 I e Drilk a wile-glass full of rub aid hilk,
 P'ut sobo tallow od hy dose h dose
 "EPut sober tallow oid bIy dose! by 1dose
 ______-_______-_ 1 So fare theo well, my litf, imy soul, *
 Vd havo conw of my owd accord,
 But ultil this inttllnelza's tlowlI,
 _I bust, stop i id the houts, hy IC i t. i,0,
 I bust stop id the house, hy ('i..uln.'


 A cit .\T deal has been said ablut i, tlho
 "thorough veoutilation oif the Tltoil
 Saflhir, in consequence o1f lthte Ielat it Ihas
 occasioned and the nlimosity it. has
 whetted. As the breeze sIlrung frot..I1
 the other side, and has blowsion u1pon or)11
 national drapery int a way calcul ied to
 .damp our thotor1, s5houlld W sit doin tl
 S .. rne mindful of our position, we consider
 Sithe usual remedy exlldient tlhat: if
 necessary a good warm li,, heI kept u),
 and certainly a Iheallthy e'ttiter will I,
 Produced by a good draught of hale iind
 stooult young e110nh to Cann11111d, well sulppied
 HaIrdeneid is allowed five gninuotes to make his peace with 'Ec~n. lie does so i anl earnest with (COURAGE and l1A tLtA Y ; Hd tI hogh
 'whisper to third 1wing, as fjllois :- sonic may appear it, first, sight, ti lh
 palo, ailing youig daihdi(,s, yvet who(n
 "HERE, BILL! IF YOUC CAN'T G1T TICK AT TIE "GEOi(;, ltN DOWN TO Till F Siu their "dander's riz" they'll eot. plio
 AnlRousNI," AND GET IIALF A PINT OF FOURPENNY ALE, W1TII TWO OF GIN IN 1T;-AND HIER1- themselves to be All sops.
 LOOK SHARP l


 the possible occupant's brothers or friends, and a reduction imade o n
 MAD ADVERTISEMENTS. taking a quantity.
 IErE is an advertisement which appeared the other day in tihe hero is another, which appeared in the Thcs last week:
columns of the Daily Telegraph:-- OAT LOST FROSt ST. JAlIES'S 'ItI:EAT.III If ttli gleltemli wli tiki
 LA by mistake from the stalls of St..lam cs's Theatre ol. r Sau,urdy( h last,, eus over-
\TO PLACE LIKE HO1ME !-Liberal and cleanly diet and lodging (without coat with breast-pocket, containing it purse with gold hdI silver, iI Hilk piOklit-
AT inquisitiveness or prudery) for a single gentleman in a well-furnishcd tlndkerchie, and snom letters with na: l anlld aIdress, will kinl I'll orw1
house, with picturesque garden, not five minutes' walk from Stratford Station, tlese articles to oin VWedinsdy or TIilhursdy 'vellill I'eir six i(o'clo(k, i
at 30s. per week. No extras or children. An adequate reduction for brothers or call have his own coat in exchange, Iand (if he is nll IL Psition to, accpt. It) It
friends. Boating, fishing, and skating within easy distance. Rotcurn ticket to reward of 3 10s.
Fcnchurich or Bishopgate, 6d.; omnibus, 4d. Gentlemanly maaeit ers indispen-
sable. Apply, detc. mni, This is carrying politeness and delicacy of filing to ia most, rimark-
 Now, what have we done, that we are to be bothered every day able pitch. To suppose for one rnmoent that a pIrsIon who wIs not,
with these preposterous advertisements ? Who ever heard before of too proud to retain for ton minutes, after discovering hi lis LtakI,
an inquisitive diet or of a prudish lodging? and why should those another gentleman's overcoat, having golt and silver and dihri'c
apartments especially recommend themselves to the attention of letters in the pocket, would feel any hesitation whatever in acc(lpting
single gentlemen on account of their freedom from inquisitiveness 3 10s. (except, perhaps, by reason of insulliciency), is indeed it l'e-
and prudery? Then the indispensable gentlemanly manners. Every posterous idea.
question of superiority is decided now-a-days by competitive exami-
nation, so we suppose that two rival candidates for the occupation of
this Phcmnix of apartments would, as a matter of course, be subjected "INFTRM(AtR) iOF )UR'itOSE."--Ma. JOi"S JATl), 110 recently cY lect'd
to the popular test. He who made the politest bow on entering or M.P. for thi new borough of Birkenhead, signalizes his s L CHss )by
leaving a room, or who, in the course of conversation, addressed the undertaking to erect an infirmary in that placeI, at tile cost of ~t, t()l.
advertiser as "Miss" most frequently (we take it for granted that How much better than the giving of a comilmlnorativo diflrlot is s111ch
she is a female, and a single one too), would doubtless stand the an act of real hospital" ity!
Highest chance of success. But we submit that, low as the advertiser's AN OivartON.-- M. AslnvoaRTt, the proprietor of tH.e Galway Fishery,
terms undoubtedly are, if the realization of this cockney paradise at has secured a quantity of ova for (;GAunrtALD. \VCi Fllull have tIllhouglt1
all corresponds with the description in the advertisement, super- the Liberator of Italy had no time to give to thi fry of fish, having
excellence in manners should be treated on the same liberal scale as other fish to fry.


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