JANUAIY 4, 1862.] P-U-- N. WHAT ar "jaw ou LATIN A PAN AT THE PLAY. scALE;s o0 a1 ISTIE:. 0o~~ seO to sec Gullliver, CiROrciir S iu,- What are the Stcais of' rusticc? I oin': hll 1'. YNE makes no mull ever, them in aly misiicl book, ancient, or modlrn. I : imply a Ik lor Famed Covent Garden is prime information, wishing you at hie sami time a mI rry C'hri.tas ial l a i/ its funl h;ppy now cqr for music. The partlncula reason for myl pl ling. llh / :- N CALCOTT's great scene is aboveo question is, that I am at this monii, nl!lrini frOi a 1ir\ ,is ) Wondrous, I mean his headache, in conslcqueo nc(' 111o, nt(o.l i building Jack; Sir, cannot the, I e(reali'res e) pIut dowtn 1Vby li't otf l r:i;ll; nt i I 11i il Beauties by BEa'ERLvE, 4 that act which, I suppose, is attiim ii tho Iht lit's ol'. iut ic, fr pii' ii- SMusic scored cleverly, fishing "false weights." Oil, sir, let just measures bo instantly ilkeni Masks by D'KWyNK'IN to make against these false weights.-Yours truly, SLittle Miss Mffet, then, - If you can rough it, then, SEASONA LE 'ICNEVOLENCE. SRush at the cozy Haymarket to see; Ri. TOMiKINS, the well-known phlilanthropist, distribuitd lIst., w,,k Little Boy Blue is there, his usual Christmas and Now Year's gifts, which weo rI l'lppy It Ite 'Old Longlegs, too, is there, able to comment orato as a noblo example to others. Sometimes termed Daddy," and little Quce Bnec. On Monday lio gave, in the handsomest niunnoer, a plik tl(a 1 piic, of Then to Dick Whlittington, orange-peel that he found on thl pavement, and Hsent it, happily :wl y. Whose fun is hitting io)t, On Tuesday he gave an excellent imiitation olf several oiipIlIln m'isl'ir Also the pit and the gallery too, to a select circle of frioinds. On Wediesdiy lhe ;ave isevlral r.IisiiIH ofl Seek the Princess's, and applause in the most liberal manner frmn the f front, row ofil t pi, li t Watch-the caresses, and several performers at the Strand Theatre. On Tu'lrsdaiy ilne 'a LEOTARD-leaps of the Cat to his queue. warning to his landlady in conse(iullnel oft his ilntenlitii to move ,lso,- At the Lyceum you where. On Friday ho gave ia comic song and iveral conundrlll iiH I Sure are to be amu- ajuvenilo party, and afeorwardl s as le was going hlome ]le gavern i Sea by Red Riding Hood's pranks and pert ways; number of snoozes, which wero stated to bo a gront relief. ()n Miss THOiPsoN graceful is Saturday he gave an order for a hundred copine of FI'l, wlhiicl, h Nightly the place full is, proceeded forthwith to distribute amongst all in want of a joke, andl Sfo I've no doubt-very well:the'piece pays. obviously suffering from humourous destitution. Quick, fly t,., \ych-street, There is a rich treat, JACK'S ALIVE-TO A SENSE OF KINDLINESS. People all say that the M3errow King's good; There's scarcely plot at all, A LETTEI' i ll tohe TICS, little wl.ile since, gave 1i0e world t( know But RousoN's got it all, that the crow of 1N.M. ship ]',r't, had subscribed (.o pr.e.s,'l, a ladl- And it is perfectly right that he should. some sum of money to ilihe relatives of' a dtcoi:tnled Inw1.,,inI. 'I'tl Perseus and And-rome- Admiralty aro selllilng (and very right1 ly) a pi,'o l,' 1'ins,'lli tllio Da, after a come- plate to MhONsIElu anid l, ADiAMr LE: n(;IAND lr t.l1e kinlisd'l s a1nd hIIopli- Dy, is the treat the St. James's puts forth taliy they showed Lo CA TAIN AlnnA o' ti' i'l', r.s, whin he wts This in the west is wounded by brigands in exico. They nigll, surely mirk Ihlir One of the best 'tis; snso of the generous net we record by pres'lnt ing thli' i tl" wi h a Now, then, suppose that we start for the north, silk flag, embroidered wil t lt ers of gold. 1The mlioil sho11 i hd noli) Sadler's Wells, merry and that would chronicle at once .ll tldli ieay and )proml np ii)s.t f theI good Wise, puts forth Cherry and deed to be rewarded, and we thlrtifro suggest 1io lbllovwing:- _Firstar, a beautiful story for youth ; Suavior in modlo, ot, Forliter in r I" 'Tis, I hear, droll and bright, Drawing crowds every night, UNIVEISITY INTELLIGENCE. For I've not seen it myself, that's the truth. Pss has her whereaboots, JONES, Of John's, Cambridge, was listeniig to the ninni, and singing In a new pair o' boots, at the Oxford Music Hall; a gentleman will a slight cold (Ifr wli.ini So spicy and smart, "in the Strand! in the Strand!" an apology had been made) having favoured the colmptany," rel il'd, Fun, dance, and song is there, on which JONES playfully remarked, A, r Mlr,A tI vra. :,,1 ,l, Nothing too long is there, post euit hich, fr te benefit of the adnnirin, waitr, l l s The acting's first-rate, there's a prime little band. translated:-" At the hall the cure may 1nw possibly Ip't'seil, hii- Quick to the Surrey go, self after the hoarse man." Thet attendant, wants hlird It rtinrk, Off in a hurry go, What a go! and immediately brought a small quanltiy of' brandy. Astley's, Victoria, and Marylebone; Standard, Pavilion, too, THE CHRISTMAS WAITS. Fun for the million, too, BETWEEN thie scenes of a Christmas pantoinimte on its first night. At the Britannia is sure to be shown; The children for dinner-tinm and plum-pudding. For every theatre My creditors-to be paid. Just now must be at a Point near perfection in good Christmas fare; Go, then, to all of them, MOTIVES.-BY OUR SAGE IN 'TH ST'r.ETS.-Siini of tll grandlest Large and the small of them, actions collapse when we have touched tlih tiny pl)rin; of thlir Mind behave properly, too, when you're there, motives. It is all very well for tho Socit.y of Friends o put, forl li a manifesto against a war with America, but when yt l mit lln t\o thwelid of it and find the nae olf PEAsE--why,you N e af, onit i t I intrl.rI d I' e the two most difficult surgical operations ?-To take the motives that induce 'PEASE to protest against a Splil. Sof a woman, and the "cheek" out of a man. MAsoNic INrTELIoENCE.-By tlhe next Animricani ft'lgrlan.ist wo hoipl S TAUGHT IN CONFEDERATE PRIVATE(ER(ING) SCHOOLS.- to hear that Mil. MASON is made a i'Free-MA'- ;'. eI- I...f A: i Sumo, Itake; Bumore, to take; Burater, the Fort. AulsTocunic.-Does a To SPORTSHEN.-11are lips are 1106 gaul0. 1 MSO - ~' ----`-1 i'i' I ~__ _~~~~_~___ ______ I