FU N. [DECEMIoBm 21, 1861. IF Y'OU SREE A GENTLEMAN ON A DODGE.- IIORSEBACK FOLLOWED BY HTS GROOM, PUT YOUR HORSE BETWEEN THE TWO, AND PEOPLE WILL NATU.RI.I.t THINK THE GRlOOM BELONGS TO 101;. A YANKEE WAR SONG. T sl~; a piece of piracy, a piece of Yankee sinistry, Whlich uw;tio to shiver in their shoe; a skulking Brtisli Ministry : ThaI is, I hey would have shivered in their shoes- I could have swore ltr 'cm -- If they had had the least idea of what we'd got in store for 'em ! Tow, row, row! Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, row, row, row! Upon the law of nations C.UPTAIN WILKES hlas just enlightened 'erm, And with his shells and shotted guns, I guess he's bin and frightened 'em ; That is, I'm sartin he'd have terrified the British nation, If nature had endowed them with a due appreciation O our tow, row row ! Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, row, row, row! ITo stopped a British liner, sirs, and proved himself the lord of her- A British ship with upwards of a hundred guns on board of her; 'lhat, is, sie would have had a hundred guns, with shot and matches, if she hadn't bin a merchantman, a carrying despatches ! With a tow, row, row! Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, row, row, row An action then he fought, and with unprecedented losses, sirs, T guc.s his shot and shell conllhsticated those old losses, sirs ; T'.at is, ho would have shotted her from sonie convenient distance, If the British merchantmlan had dared to offer a rcsi'tauce To his tow, row, row ! Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, row, row, row ! And now I calculate we'll prove the might of Yankee power, Firs : With brag and bluster guess we'll drive the Queen out of the Tower, sirs ; That is, we'll try and do it, and I swear they wont forget us, For our will is good to do the deed-if they will only let us, With our tow, row, row ! Rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy, row, row, rnov THE COMING SENSATION! "Year it goes round, round, round !" The Proprietors of Fua, wishing to make a few-roar witl laughing, and aloo Io t I,,. BRITISH PUBLIC grinning from year to year, beg to announce that they have entered into arrangements u ith thf most exalted personages of the day (including BLONDIN) for the production, on the 1lth, i FUN ALMANAC FOR 1862, comprising some EDUCATIONAL MINUTES OF GREAT MOMENT, (not second-hand information); an Essay on the Fore-quarters, by uIliDe ; IProbl.mI, ill Draughts, hy the Gov; Non of the BANK; Voice of the Stars, by a Lighl!crina, iet. llu Almnulack will be of such a character that MEMBERS OF THE GOVERNMENT will he compelled to TAKE IT UP, and then find thln selve totally unable to PUT IT D1Ail. The Montll of March Aill be devoted to tile Yluntcer Movement. Full Notice of the GREAT EXHIBITION, Which will OPEN in Iay and CLOS, to the Kensington Museum. Our Sporting Readers viil alson i. attended to, for r our particularly fine cover will be drawn,without any cllhnr or' it i, 1ing a blank; and flinally,the outside willgive Frreat promise,which any one may look upon a' I in dinl. HOORAY! London: Printed and rPbliheai (f .r .:"e 'rtc: ic:;:c CI'.:L: T. .:ITTE at the Otlce, 80, Fleet Street, E.C.-Saturday, December 21,1801. 142 _~ I'' ''