I1 TJU IN [DECEMBER 7, 1861.


ANNOYING FOR FREDERICK (WHOSE ONLY WEAK POINT IS HIS BOOTS).
 Chorus of Brigade Boys:-" HERE YAR, SIR! I-HAVE 'EM DONE ? SHINE 'EM UP, SIR ? ON'Y A PENNY!"


 LITERARY INTELLIGENCE.
 AMroN the announcements which crowd the newspaper columns
 at this time of the year, we observe the name of a new work by Dr.
 CUMMING, Things Hard to be Understood. Of these, we imagine, the
 hardest will be, how Da. CuMiING can write such nonsense, how
 people can read such nonsense, and how any reasonable being can
 publish such nonsense. Why the DocTOR writes such nonsense is not,
 we fancy, revealed in this volume. We should be more inclined to
 look for the reason why the profit-loving prophet writes such sensa-
 tional piety in the pages of another effusion said to be coming,
 Teach us howe to Prey-on the ignorance and credulity of religious
 fanatics.
 We observe, too, that the world is the better for the Gorilla and
the Land he Inhabits, together with the Great Social Evil, by the REV.
C. H. SPURGEON. What is the meaning of this? If the "by" were
omitted we could see some sense in it, but as it stands, the title would
seem to say that the quadrumanous giant shares the solitude of the
African forests with parties in red petticoats and spoon bonnets. If
the animal be so immoral, we can easily see why the immodest lecturer
on shrews selected him for a subject.
 MR. JOHN STUART MILL is about to publish Considerations on Re-
presentative Government. May we hint to him that the English people
would be more at home in reading Considerations on Misrepresentative
Government ? Miss AGNES STRICKLAND'S Lives of the Bachelor Kings
of England will be shortly followed by the Lives of the Kings of
England who wer-e Marriedic once; Ditto who were Married twice or more,
as the case ight be; and Ditto who were Engaged and cried off.
 For the sake of the fitlhors of marriageable daughters, we are glad
to see a book announced that will be invaluable next year, when the
exhibition will cause an influx of French counts and German barons.
It is written by Mu. BRANDON, of the Middle Temple, and is entitled,
A Treatise on the Customary Law of Foreign Attachments. Recollec-


tions of a Relieving Officer are promised. The greatest relief he
could have.afforded us, would have been to have lost his memory.
We see MESSRS. SMITH and ELDER still swear by Mn. THACKERAY'S
'Feore Georges.


 SPIRITUAL DARKNESS.
 TIE other day a poor woman, named SMITH, was prosecuted for a
 theft, to which, as the evidence went to show, her husband had driven
 her. That saintly brute, who called himself a scripture-reader (and
 very rightly, as being one who read it only, and neither understood
 nor acted up to it), was in the habit of spending the money, which
 should have provided his family's food, in candles-wherewithal to
 illuminate in honour of his own piety. If we do not recommend
 "The Society for the Diffusion of Christian Knowledge to look into
 the case of this benighted scripture-reader, it is because we think
 that men of his class are fitter subjects for "The Society for the
 Suppression of Vice." For a sinner to neglect his family and spend
 his money in drink is bad enough, but it is nothing when compared
 with the conceited turpitude of a saint, who starves his children and
 makes his wife a thief in order that he may light up his own righteous-
 ness, and dazzle the eyes of his uncanonized neighbours.
 There is nothing comparable to such conduct, unless it be that
 publicity-loving charity, which ignores the poor wretches starving
 around it, yet figures handsomely in subscription-lists for the
 Otaheitans; and which does its alms after such a manner that if its
 left hand does not know what its right is doing, it is chiefly because
 people do not use their hands to read the advertising columns of the
 Times with.

 WiY is one of M. Du CHAILLU's cannibal Fans like a person who
 habitually becomes intoxicated ?-Because he puts "an enemy into
his mouth."


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