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[NovEMBERi 16, 1861.


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7anrier:-"ThTr'S A VERY GOOD REPRESENTATION OF A GORILLA, OPPOSITE YOI:, I THE FRAME, SIR!"


 REVIVAL OF THE SLAVE
 TRADE.
 WE found the following the
 other day :-
 G ASFITTERS, PLUMBERS, and
 GLAZIERS. Cash-buyers will
 save 15 to 20 per cent. A large stock
 of Barrels and Fittings always on
 hand at -
 Now, what can be the meaning
 of this, unless it is that men to
 work at the above trades are to
 be bought ? If cash-buyers will
 save 15 to 20 per cent., what is
 their price on credit? As to the
 second part,-"A large stock
 of barrels and fittings,"-we do
 not know what that means,
 unless they are stowed away and
 brought here in barrels, and the
 fittings refer to the manacles, etc.,
 with which they are bound, and
 which is a very good name for
 such articles, as there are many
 kills through their use.


 QUESTION FPO CIVIL SERVICE
 ExAMsNATrIN.-When do mem-
 bers of the Civil Service in India
 quarrel?-At tiffin' time.
 CONVERSAZIONE AT LAMBETH
 PALACE.-A tite-a-tdte.
 AN ODD QUESTION BY A COCK.
 NEY.-A nod's as good as a wink,
 etc.; could a wink be as good as
 an 'od to a bricklayer.
 ECCLESIASTI CAL.-Would the
 daughter of a canon be any rela-
tion to the son of a gun ?
WHEN does a Quakerinsult alady?
-When he says, "Thou be'st."


 ALMANACK AND DIARY.
 ASTRONOMICAL AND METEORILLOGICAL NOTICES.
 \ind-high. Temperaturc-LOWE. (Royal Observatory, Greenwich.)
 N.B. -For economical reasons there will be no New Moon this month,
 as the old one, being in excellent repair, will still be retained upon
 the establishment.

 NOVEMBER.
 10 5 At St. Surplice Without:-Morning: REV. J. M. NEALE on
 Maattings. Evening: DEAN TRENCI on Pitfalls.
 II1 M Opening in State, by members of the Tonic Sol-ft Baths, the
 SNew Royal Sea-air and Bathing Grounds, St. Martin's-lane.
 I Admission half-price.
 12 T: i Horticultural Showi at the Royal Exchange, by the Joint Stock
 Companies.
 1: W FI1N. rate firing af 80, Fleet-street, weather cold or not.
 1 1 'T l S.uIIrr born, A.D. 176i0.
 1., i Anniversary of the Lauding of the First Wave-held at
 Riplcy, Surrey.
 I; S Soiree at the House of.Lords. To.o SAYERS, assisted by the
 S members of the P.R. (Precious Roughs), will sing a few
 rounds-" When the wind blows," "Black-eyed Susan," and
 S"Tio Jolly MIiller" (arranged in two parts). Private
 Boxes (with gloves), Gd. (vuljo, "tanner.")

 KirrT('!:. GARDeVN'-Aq-. -n-", vegetable marrow, and young peas
1m1: lio looked for .ii... t .. it is as well, however, to caution young
gairdieners against spending too long a time in the proceeding. If you have
a 'leartl of fruit, walk down to the water-side above Richmond, gather the
'iurrents of the Thames, which are running (probably to seed), and return
lhmon in triumph.
 FLOWER G ARDEN.-Rake up dead leaves, soil, stumps, sand, gravel, and
anv other rubbish into a heap, then turn over it (somersaults, if convenient)
until you are tired or hurt yourself; the effect from your neighbours'
windows will be novel and pretty.


 RECEIPT FOR A WARM AND GRATEFUL DtRINK.-(Extracted from the
 Works of BISHOP BEVERIDt;E.)-Take half an ounce of the best raisin
 pips, the same of lemon, .with one of the best Wallsend, one drachm and
 a half of finely-powdered ch lk, simmer carefully on a gridiron, and drink
 suddenly.-N.B. The foregoing is at bed-time-(the very last thing) to be
 taken.
 MEMORANDA FOR THE MONTH.-(From J. RoBINsoN's Note-book.)-
 Mem. To ask who took my new hat after our ball. Mem. Find out to
 whom I lent my guinea umbrella. Mem. To get that two pounds ten from
 JONES.
 M3Em.-(From JoNEs's Note-book.)-Avoid RoBiNsox.



 MARRY-TIME EXTRACTS.
 NOVEMBER Sth.-The Mary Ann, of Belgravia, was severely spoken
to this morning, having been in collision with the X.Y. of Brompton,
with considerable damage to her bows. She had a cargo of eggs and
butter.
 The Eliza Jane, bound from Pimlico to Pillar Post, with post-office
instructions, went out of her course, and ran upon the green bank by
the ornamental water, St. James's Park. Got off with loss of temper.
 The Harriet, of Hammersmith, having the Perambulator in tow,
went upon the Suspension Bridge, and striking against a cake and
apple stall, filled rapidly. The Tommy and Sally, of Battersea,
grounded at the same spot, and were obliged to have a tug before
they could be got off. Squally, with wet.
 Arrived.-The Dowager Countess, screw, from the continent. H-ands
put on short allowance all the way.
 Departed.-The Lady Flora de Montmorency for St. George's, where
she will change owners.

 THEATRICAL.--M.. PAUL BEDFORD is, in our opinion, as good as MR.
BoUCIcAULT; for though the last-named gentleman takes a tre-
mendous header, surely MR. BEDFORD takes a tremendous tailor


London: Printed and Published (for the Proprietors) by CIIHARLES WIIYT t, at the Office.0, Flet Street, EC.--Saturday, NovemberI6,1801.


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