IF UTN. INSPECTOR:-"I CANNOT RECOMMEND YOUR SCHOOL FOR A GRANT. THIS DISGRACEFUL CHILD IS THREE YEARS OLD, AND IS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE FIRST FOUR RULES OF ARITHMETIC!" PooR VICAR:-" THEN, SIR, AS I CANNOT DISCHARGE EVERY SCHOOL EXPENSE OUT OF MY INCOME OF 150, I MUST CLOSE MY SCHOOL." i I I I : 9 i 'II ; II~ 1__=1__== _1