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Lorqrtil'ir Rici.clls lllU :--IT'S ABSURD TO CALL IT EIGHTEEN PENCE A FELLOW WHO HAS DRIVEN ABOUT TOWN FOR YEARS
 OUGHT TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT CAB FARES, I SUPPOSE!"


 TOUCHSTONE'S TELEGRAMS.
 Frioi, AntllA Il. LINCOLN, President, Washington, America, to
 GUISEPIPE GARIBALDI, Caprera, Europe.
 "Como out and lick them for me. Dollars no object."

 Frli, GCUISEPPE GrAR[IIAIAI to ABlRAIIAM LINCOIL
 There is no placo like Rome."

 Fr'om VIScOUNT PALMERSTON to COUNT PERSIGNY, Vichy.
 How are you ? "

 From- COUNT PERSIGNY to VISCOUNT PALMERSTON.
 Quit well. Merely a diplomatic indisposition, on account of
those Italian follows. Don't toll RUSSELL. He is so unmanageably
truthful."

Fi~,en TrIowAs TOTTEMr'UP, JUNIOR, Calf;s fread, Shri rrpVille, to THOMAS
 TOTTEMUP, SENIOR, Cheapside.
 "Dear Father,-Please be good enough to send me 10 directly.
PiERKiNs can bring it by the 3'30."

From ToIOMAS TOTTEMUP, SENIOR, to THOMAS TOTTEMUP, JUNIOR.
 'PEKINS shall do nothing of the sort."

F'rot TIHOAS TOTTEMUP, JUNIOR, to MRS. TOTTEMUP, Verdlat Villa,
 Peckham.
 My Dearest Mother,-How are you ? Well, I hope. Please send
me 15 directly. PERKIxs can bring it by the 7-40."


From MRS. TOTTEMIUP to T. TOTTEOIUP, Esq., aclf's Head, Shritmpville.
 My Darling Boy,-1 have sent PERKINS with 20. Don't forget
 your respirator. Bless you!"

 From MR. MORTON, Cagterbury Hall, to the REV. C. H. SPURGEON.
 "Will you come and lecture at the Canterbury? Only one turn a
 night. Your own terms. Nobody in the comic line against you but
 SAM CowtLL and the inimitable MACKNEY."

 Frone the REV. C. H. SPURGEON to MR. MORTON, Canterbury Hall.
 I never share. While COWELL and MACKNEY are in your bills, I
 could not think of making an engagement with you. When they are
 gone, shall be most happy."

 Friom PADDY GREEN, EvANS's, Covent-garden, to the REV. C. H.
 SPURGEON, Tabernacle.
 "Couldn't we do something together ? My waiters should pay
you every respect and attend to you properly. If it would suit, like
[ELR VON JOEL, you could always be retained on the establishment."

 From the REV. C. H. SURGEON to P. GREEN, EsQ.
 Name your terms."


 PUMPKIN SQUASH.-A great deal of fuss has been lately made at
Paris about the promenade of the King of the Pumpkins." In point
of time the promenades of A MELLON, in Covent Garden, were a long
way before it, and we have got the PYNE besides to come.