THE COUNTRY. Cos, dey's happy, playing' on harps; but seems as if dey might like to know what's goin' on yere. So I comes and tells 'em sometimes. Cos, I talks most 'bout 'ligion,-'ligion belongs to dead folks; I s'pose it would n't be righteous to talk of nothing' else. I tells 'em who 's got 'ligion in church. Cos, it's only de Wash-foot Baptists church dat I go to yit awhile. When I gits growed up, and gits to know everything, I 'se a goin' to de Mefodists-- it's more polite at de Mefodists. Yes, soon as I gits 'ligion, I 'se goin' dere. But first, I 'se goin' to learn everything. I 'se goin' up norf so as to git all de learning' der is. What does I think 'ligion is? Well, it's bein' pious, as you might say; least, dat's how you know if you've grace, grace dat's done come to stay, ef you 's pious. But, law! when you 'se gittin' 'ligion, you ain't stopping' to be pious, always. I seen 'em when dey gits it; mostly, dey kick up dere heels, and cuss, and swar, and git happy. Dat's 'ligion. Cos, afterwards, dey's pious. So dey says. But mos' generally, mos' often, dey don't show pious."