FATHER’S DINNER,

  

‘Now guess what we've bought you for
dinner to-day,”

Says neat little Katie Price,

“Mother told us, be sure and run all
the way,

Because it is something nice.”

“T give you three guesses, you cannot
have more;

Once! twice! no, that will not do.

It is not boiled mutton, you said that
before.

What think you of Irish stew!”