56 MADGE’S MISTAKE. till I clare the dirt from off ye;” and before I can say yea or nay my arm is grasped firmly and I am once more on my feet. On looking up I find my friend is nothing more nor less than an Irish drover, and he certainly looks my beau-ideal of an Irishman, with his crownless hat, drover’s stick, and ragged coat. I am perfectly delighted at this unex- pected opportunity of a chat with a real “Pat,” for, as Father hates Irishmen one and all, we never have any to work about our place; so with a beaming smile I thank him warmly for his timely aid. He receives my thanks with the most deferential politeness ; and if it were not for the natural anxiety I feel for the welfare of his hat, I should con- sider myself a person of much importance. This article of apparel, however, has been taken off and put on again so many times during our conversation that I fear the one side of the brim to which it is attached may follow the example of the other and take its departure altogether. This little defect in his