36 MADGES MISTAKE. day, so you'd better see that she has a good rest for a day or so.” Simmons retires triumphant, having got his own way, and Father on his side into the bargain. The fact is, it is Simmons who has gone a bit lame this morning, for I had overheard him remark to James that he felt a twinge of rheumatiz in his knees, and I knew at once that he would not care to follow Freda in one of her sweeping gallops across country; and as Father never allows us to go out with anyone but Simmons, poor Freda has to stay at home. Freda is very wrathful, but having once got Father on his side, her wrath falls on Simmons like water on a duck’s back. I wend my way towards the hot-houses, but Williams is not there, so I turn to the kitchen-garden, and there I see him stooping over a strawberry bed. I go up to him and say, “Well, Wil- hams!” “ Well, Miss Madge!” he returns without looking up. I wonder what I can say next,