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The Ride.

NE day I went out riding, and had a jolly trot ;
That day I had a hiding, but this I relished not.
Now where had I gone riding? To this I answered not:
I shirked another hiding upon a tender spot.

 

The Lion and the Unicorn.

HE Lion and the Unicorn were fighting for the crown;
The Lion knocked the Unicorn twice upside down.
Some gave him white bread, and some gave him brown,
For they were sympathising folk in that small county-town.
‘Now, really, said the Unicorn, ‘ I’ve had so many rolls,
I'd rather get a jug of beer from you, kind, gen’rous souls.’