Press Editor Haines Is Campus Typhoon By STEVE PEARSON The University seems to be sin- gularly blessed with a large sup- ply of colorful characters among its faculty. Not the least of these is the sharp looking article in the sport coat, with a stride like an Egyptian cavalryman, u s u ally seen sprinting back and forth be- tween the library and the Florida Union. The "fastest man on the campus" is Professor Lewis Francis Haines--an Endicott, N. Y., boy who made good in the education racket. Prof. Haines got his start at the University of Michigan, where between the years -1926 through 1941, he picked up A. B., M. A. and PhD. degrees, besides teach- ing in various Milwaukee (Wis.) high schools from 1930 to '34, and at his alma mater from '35 to '41. The University of Florida has had his services for the last five years and he's been about as busy HELP WANTED BICYCLE MECHANIC EXPERIENCE NECESSARY RAY BRANNAN Across From Dorms Pablum 39c The COLLEGE INN as a freshman student on regis- traticn day-teaching in the Uni- versity College and devoting a great deal of his time to his job as editor of the University Press. Students taking C-5 (Humani- ties) or C-41 (Logic) under him are impressed by his enthusiasm for his work. While moving around the classroom making chalk marks on the blackboards, footprints on the wallboards, and pounding his subject into awe- stricken lads who wonder at the amazing vitality of the man, he 3ats up more space than the left wing for the Toronto Mapleleafs. Students come out of his classes either stuffed with knowledge or looking as helpless as victims cf an atomic bomb. The hustling Irishman has written several articles on nineteenth century literature for various scholarly journals. He collects first editions of English novels and is a sports fan who likes to sit around 'and shoot the bull about base- ba'l or football. Married, and with a boy of 13, he likes Florida, very much'(espe- cially the climate), likes his work, takes a personal interest in it and in the students and according to "Duffy" (who recommends only the best of everything) is one of the best liked m'en on the cam- pus. AGRICULTURE CLUB TO MEET MONDAY The Agriculture Club held its regular business meeting Mon- day night. Next Monday night a movie on livestock loss prevention will be shown. All agriculture stu- dents are urged to attend. The. club meets at 7 p. m. in Roci-n 104 of the Ag Building. 614 W. Univ. Ave, The Floridians Are Available Phone 257 OUR BRANCH OFFICE 1,910W. University Ave: or SEE THE RAVEN Our University Driver HEY FELLOWS! HOW'S THE -CHOW Drop in for a real home cooked meal fried chicken or a good steak with lots of fresh vege- A REAL WELCOME TO tables and home made pies or cake. YOU "Where It's a Treat to Eat" THE Gainesville Cafeteria r ~I. The University of Florida SymDhonv 0 orchestra, ApDearina Sundav Clark Elected New President Of Dairy Club The Dairy Technology Club elected officers for the remainder of the present school year at its bi-monthly meeting last Thursday night. Those elected were: Pres., Bernard Clark, Greensboro; V. Pres., L. E. Strickland, Defuniak Springs, Sec. and Treas., Robert Hibbs, Cocoa, and reporter, D. Y. Coverston, Bushnell. Following the election the club was treated to an excellent talk on the procedures followed in the National Products Judging Con- test by Professor L. E. Mull of the Dairy Products Laboratory. Professor Mull was followed on the speakers stand by Dr. L. E. Fouts, Professor of Dairy Manufac- tures of the College of Agricul- ture. Dr. Fouts told some of hts visits to the contest while teach- ing at the University of Okla- homa and expressed a desire to see the University of Florida send a team to the next contest. The next meeting of the club will be on March 21 when a "get acquainted" super wil be held at College Park. All students in- terested in any phase of dairying are cordially invited to attend and to "bring their wives or sweet- hearts." A place on the bulletin board in the Agricultural Building has been provided so that those inter- ested may indicate their inten- tions to attend so that the ener- ainment committee will know how much food will have to be pre- pared. The cost of the supper' will be shared equally by all those attending. New Men... Continued on Page Five turned following a leave of ab- sence. In history and political sci- ence Dr. Eugene A. Hammond will be associate professor and R. E. Miller, assistant professor. In the University College three men will join the faculty. They are: 'Oscar Svarlien, associate pro- fessor of history and political sci- ence, while Dr. Paul Hanna is on leave of absence; Dr. Roger N. Snow, assistant professor of soci- ology; and Dr. Walter G. Browder, associate professor in the Univer- sity College. The Engineering and Industrial Experiment Station added three new members, Marinus Latour, assistant research engineer; Har- ord M. Hawkins, associate research engineer, and Albert D. Hutson, assistant research engineer re- placing Prof. R. A. Thompson. In the College of Agriculture, Percy W. Frazer has returned to the School of Forestry after three years in the Army, and Dr. John Henry Davis comes to the Univer- sity from Southwestern Univer- sity to be associate professor of botany. J. Broward Culpepper joins the faculty of the College of Education after being supervisor of instruc- tion in Leon County. McMillan H. Johnson has been appointed assistant professor of architecture in the School of Ar- chitecture and Allied Arts. Auman Eugene Kitching will return to teaching in the P. K. Yonge Laboratory School after serving in the armed forces. In the College of Business Ad- ministration A. Ross Evans will become associate professor of ac- counting. Replacing Dr. Henry Wunder- lich who resigned is James S. Rey- nolds, assistant iin Testing and Guidance of Veterans. TOO MUCH COPY Due to the shortage of space the Alligator has had to leave out the columns Paranoia, For, By and Of Veterans, and Frat Fat. If you will bear with us we will conclude them in next week Marty Lubov The Inquiring IS A -A "+I -. >- - Reporter Again For Dance or Dinner Music. PHONE LINDSEY HOLLAND AT 2163-J. Kappa Epsilon Choose Ware As President M. Members of the Kappa chap- ter of Kappa Epsilon, national pharmaceutical fraternity f o r women on the University of Flor- ida campus, held their annual in- intiation for new members Fri- day night, March 1, at the home of Mrs. P. A. Foote. In the impressive ceremony, carried out in the fraternity colors of red and white, Miss Annella Barber of Cross City, and the Misses Mary and Edith Ware of Branford were made members. Election of new officers was held immediately after the cere- mony. Miss Mary Ware be- came president and Miss Annel la Barber, secretary, replacing A Fable For Humans-And Others Sanctuary at last. He should- standing up. But in spite of it all, retiring otticers ivuss V lorida A stranger in town happened to ered his tody timidly through the !'m in love again. Mae Carlson and Miss Eneida be walking across our fair cam- remains of the door and was 3AUL FRUCHi::.AN-18-- Ramos. pus this week and he noticed a snowed under by a blizzard of SOPHOMORE-G'VILLE much-bandaged figure lying asleep snores. Bodies were lying pros- It's no good at all I tellya. To on the grass in the very center of trate on the couches, chairs and much overwork of my para-sym- CANINE POSESSES the Plaza of Americans. Greatly rug. It was the only rug he had pathetic system. OLD-FASHIONED TASTE shocked the stranger called to one ever seen with 5 o'clock shadow. JASON BERKVAN-24 JUNIOR, (ACP) "Where, oh where has of the passing intelligentsia. "Is It needed a fingernail test badly. BOSTN MASS. myNIO (ACP) "Where oh where hasld that boy sick?" he asked. "No," Prince Slumming shook the first I'm weak! Millie you're won- R. Williams, student at the Uni- he was told gently. "Just recup- Sleeping Beauty and into his ear r weak e youul versity of Utah, wondered why rating from Spring Frolics." whispered HERBERT SUSSMAN-24- it had to happen at all. So did MORAL: Please lie on a bench THE QUESTION: WHAT AF- SENIOR-DAYTONA members of the Universitys a eo- or in a tree if you want to recup- FECT DID SPRING FROLICS Spring Frolics made me realize iogy Department. rate. HAVE ON YOU? 'he valu6 of civilian life after The Dog, Nipple, followed Wil- With this in mind your perspir- HERBERT RUBIN-22 SOPH- spending 3 years in the army. liams to school one day. oweNipple ing, Inquiring Reporter set forth C0MORE-MIAMI" HANK BAMBERG-18-SOPHO- was later discovered contentedly to find out what Spring Frolics As far as I am concerned, Spring MORE-MIAMI BEACH sleeping in the Geology Building. has done to the University of Flor- Frolics is just another point in the A necessary part of college life Beside him was a well-chewed ida. Working on the principle case for coeducation. In fact I needed to keep up morale. Hubba, bone. that one man's meat is another "till haven't gotten over the ef- Hubba! The bone, well-chewed as it was man's late date, he decided to fects of it. MILTON LIPSITZ-28-SENIOR by the pup, hed previously been cross the tracks and see how the AL ROBBINS-18-FRESHMAN MIAM the department's prhighlyprized, other half loved. -TALLAHASSEE. ancient Orintho-Scelinda bone. It should be interesting to learn The value of Spring rrolics is ancient Orintho-Scelinda bone. how the coat-and-tie boys felt Come back in three days when that it *brought a greater degree about it all. The Wandering Pest I wake up. of cooperation between the fra- trudged wearily down Fraternity STANLEY TAaii;OR-19-SOPH- ternities in putting on such a Lost "Row. All the houses were dark. OMORE-MIAMI BEACH wonderful affair which was not Aha! The girls must still be here. I got high-blood pressure, fall- only for their own good tut for REWARD FOR But from the end of the block a en arches, pink toothbrush and' the good of the non-fraternity O BrownPld Sut lost n dim red light shone forth dimly. bumps on my head from sleeping men as well. Campus Gleanings By Ralph Valerio Those nightly Sunny Dunham re- cordings aired over WRUF provide excellent advanced publicity for the popular baton-leader s coming engagement here Hepped-up students have caught the mood, already, are trucking' pecle:n', andl jamin' on down" Look for the Gator quintet to be the "dark- horse" team in the SEC basket- ball tournament starting February 28 at Louisville Although oc- cupying tenth spot in the conrer- ence standing, the fast-stepping, clever ball-handling, s t r a i g h t- shooting five have been closing out the season sensationally. Arnold Finnefrock's (Florida Times-Union sports-scribe) trite digs against the University's past athletic set-ups has his readers yawning Thqt worldly- look- ing gentleman strolling through the Law Building early last Satur- day morning was Mr. Ramsey, Associated Press southern bureau chief The former dynamic managing editor cut his crammed business commitments short to give an hour's lecture to Mr. Lowry's journalism class. Discharged former Army Air Corpsmen are surprising ROTC in- structors with their adaptability to infantry training Buy-line for the Spring Frolics: Moderate- priced tuxedos and all-white tropi- cal worsted ensembles are now on sale at the Gainesville's L. & L. men's clothingstore. By L. Scott Weiss Tall, sharp and resembling Gary Cooper, is Dr. Wayne C. Eubank this semester's (and Texas') con- tribution to the Florida Speech Department. Contracting to be with us this semester in the mid- dle of January, he arrived on the campus shortly before it got un- der way, and has devoted the past month to getting the extempor- aneous speakers, orators, and de- bate squads in hand, but efficient- ly. It was the west side (end?) of the State of the Lone Star that provided the first light of day for "Prof" Eubank, on one of those ranches where "nothing" is fenced in (miles and miles of it-. His high school diploma reads "Amar- illo" and West Texas State Col- lege was the scene of battle for his B. A. degree, whereupon he spent three years as speech direc- tor at Amarillo College. A scholarship sent our brone- buster toward the polar region -Northwestern University at Evanston, Ill., to be explicitL Here lie earned his Master of Arts degree. In 1938 Dr. Eubank toured the entirety of continental Europe, with Russia and Spain as excep- tions; returned to the States; this time to LSU in 1929. for part-time instructing and to complete work for his Phd. An induction center claimed him in 1942 as a volunteer, and he was commissioned at Camp Hood OCS in a Tank Destroyer Unit in March of the following year. Until early in 1945 he was assigned to the tactics department of the TD school at Camp Hood, after which he departed for ETO to join the Ground Force Reenforcement Command. He returned to the states Dec. 1. Dr. Eubank is not married- . only that was readily obtain- able. (It is not required of the interviewer to force upon the victim any more personal inter- roggations-is it?) His princi- pal professional interests are speech, oratory, debate and ranching to which he hopes to retire one day. Diversionally be prefers golf, tennis and brone-bustling. His taste in men's apparel leans toward Harris tweeds, English tailored with English boots (pre- supposing these come a good bit aLrer chaps, spurs and a tremen- dous 10-gallon). ,He may be seen any day around Peabody Hall, or noons bicycling toward the cafeteria. And when you aspiring Daniel Websters hear that voice, not shouting exactly but decisively questioning, "What does BRIGANCE say about it?", (,,TF RUST CRAFT Chestnut Office Equipment Co. "Complete Office Outfitters" Picture Framing Artist Supplies 206 W. University Ave., Gainesville, Florida I! *^L2 . let there be no doubt co its ori- gin-One Dr. W. C. Eubank, lately of Texas, now of the speech de- partment of the Gator Univer- sity. VET PROVES CASE WITH TIMELY EVIDENCE This story came out of a journalism class at'the University of Kentucky when the class was discussing the value of evidence presented in a sensational murder case. The question was raised wheth- er the victim would turn to face his attacker before turning to fle. A returned war veteran in the class spoke: "I believe the man would have turned toward the slayer before running. My reason is that I once came face tq face unexpectedly with a ,.-' ir iisol- dier. He crouched irn.l : krlf lunged toward me before tufr'i, to run.", ' nere was a pause and then the veteran pointed to his wrist, "This is his watch I'm wearing." rne vicinry of Shadow Lawn on night of February 26. Has initials F. B. W. in label of coat. Made by J. C. Chandler Manufacturing Co. Valdosta, Ga. Notify Fred Witherington, 1634 W. University VISIT GATOR BARBER SHOP It Is Conveniently Located ar 126 W. Ninth Street 8:00 to 6:00 Week Days 8:00 to 9:00 Saturdays First Class Work Assured Come In For a Shine al 214 W. Univeriiy Phone 909 Locks .. ... 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