v.J _ HARRY’S DREAM. 255 said she shouldn’t play any more, and the old gentleman told Harry that he was evidently no judge of such matters. At this Harry was rather nettled, not con- sidering that the question was one sufficiently deep to require age and experience in order to understand it thoroughly. He ventured to hint as much to his brown friend, upon which the latter looked up at him calmly and asked the following startling question :-— ‘ How long have, you been at Eton?’ ‘More than two years,’ replied Harry. ‘And how many times have you been flogged ?’ demanded the inquisitive old gentleman. Harry coloured, for though he had, like other boys, been in a few trifling scrapes which had terminated in an acquaintance with the head master’s right arm, and was not ashamed of the fact, yet he did not care to be questioned about it by a comparative stranger, and was at first doubtful how to answer. On the whole, however, he thought that he might as well speak out ; so he replied, with as careless an air as he could assume at the moment, ‘Oh, two or three times, about like other fellows, I suppose. I dare say you were flogged in your time, too, sir?’ ‘I flogged!’ cried the little brown gentleman, ‘I should just think so! From the time I left my cradle up to a moment too recent to be mentioned, I have been continually becoming acquainted with personal chastisement. I wrote a song about it once, which I may as well sing to you at once, as I feel musically inclined.’ So saying, he broke off into the following lively ditty to the tune of that beautiful melody, “Over the sea,’