148 WHISPERS FROM FAIRYLAND. [Ir liquor, oratory, and money, the object which he had proposed to Simon might be attained. This answer had the effect of making the old milkman still more confused, and he applied to his guest for further and fuller information upon the subject under discussion. A conversation thereupon ensued, the particulars of which it would be difficult to give. Suffice it to say that the advantages of becoming a member of Parliament were so clearly pointed out by the publican that all three of the family party became convinced that nothing could be better or more desirable for Simon under his altered circumstances. It is possible that the fact of a general election being about to take place had suggested the idea to the excellent Joe Muggins; but, be this as it may, the existence of this particular crisis seemed to offer a tempting opportunity for the successful ac- complishment of the design. It was therefore deter- mined that the matter should be brought before the frequenters of the ‘Royal George’ the very next night ; that, without mentioning how or from whence it came, it should be stated that Simon Ricketts had come into a good bit of money, and that his readiness to represent his fellow-citizens in Parliament on the strength thereof should be duly set before them. Accordingly, the host of the ‘Royal George’ took measures to secure as large a party as possible for the following evening, hinting in a mysterious manner that something of uncommon importance was in the wind. His room was well filled, and at the proper moment Joe Muggins introduced the subject of the election, hinted at the desirability of their being