1i1.] THE SILVER FAIRIES 145 sion of a drawer containing an inexhaustible supply of bank-notes might greatly facilitate his obtaining that position to which he was now advised to aspire. But, excepting that members of Parliament had to live in London half the year, and make laws—-that they talked a great deal in doing so, and that their proceedings took up a great deal of space in the newspapers which might otherwise be filled with more amusing matter, Simon knew very little about them. The worthy man was no politician, and, in fact generally followed the lead of Joe Muggins at an election, together with the other frequenters of the ‘Royal George’ parlour, with no very definite idea as to the political party which he was supporting. It was therefore an extraordinary idea to him that he should suddenly be invited to become a prominent actor in the arena of politics, and a proposition so strange and unexpected almost took his breath away at the first moment. So he stared back at his sapient adviser without uttering a word, and for some few seconds the two men sat there gazing at each other with grave countenances in a manner which would have appeared somewhat ridiculous to a stranger. Not so, however, did it seem to the females of the party, who had been cagerly waiting to hear the opinion of the great cracle, and who, now that it had been given, were puzzled and aston- ished beyond measure. As to Dolly, Parliament being in her mind intimately connected with that species of ginger-bread which goes by the same name, she at first imagined that her grandfather was advised to start a shop in that line of business, which indeed would L