124 WHISPERS FROM FAIRYLAND, ~- {tt in our presence. If you only observe these conditions, you will find the result greatly to your advantage. We will afford you information upon any subject you may desire, we will forward your views, for yourself and relations, in any manner you wish, and we will give you our very best advice whenever ysu shall think fit to ask it. I hope you will be of opinion that these conditions are as favourable as you could have expected, and that you will readily fall in with our views upon the subject.’ Here the Fairy stopped, and Simon, as he after- wards remarked, felt so flabbergasted, that for a moment or two he could not find his tongue, and therefore remained silent. Presently, however, he somewhat regained his composure, and, as politeness and self-interest both required, made answer to the Silver Lady as well as he could, at the same time scratching his head as if to assist his ideas. ‘I bean’t no scholard, marm,’ he said, ‘nor I don’t know werry well how I ought to speak to sich as you. But if so be as you means well to I, then I means well to you, and there an’t no call to say more as I knows on.’ With this answer Simon contented himself, and waited to see if his visitor would be satisfied. Apparently she was so, for with a pleasant smile and a laugh which you might fairly call silvery, she said, ‘I think we understand one another, good Simon. Depend upon it I shall keep my part of the bargain, and mind you do the same. Now, is there anything you want to know, or any service I can render you, before retiring for the night ?’ Simon scratched his head again, and then said