182 THE YOUTH’S CABINET. J. No. Monkeys are not like little boys, who know what is said to them. G. I wish I had a little saw. I should like to saw off little sticks. Let me take hold with you. J. No. You would be in the way, _ and perhaps get a knock, G. Yes, I want to saw. J. Little boys are like monkeys. They always want to do everything they see done. G. Did Mischief want to saw ? J. Ido not know. But one day when he was in the house— G. Did you let him come in? J. We used to tie him in the kitchen, in cold weather. Every night, my mother used to sit by the fire, and un- dress the baby. She used to take off its little gown and tier, and put on its night-gown. Then she would put it in the cradle, and rock it to sleep. G. And sing ? J. Yes. One day the baby crawled to Mischief, when mother was not look- ing. He pulled off her tier, and untied her gown, and pulled all the pins out of her little petticoat. Then he tried to lift her up, to put her into the cradle. Baby did not like to be squeezed. So she cried, and mother ran and took her J. One day, he took it into his head togotochurch. It was in summer time. All the people were sitting in their pews, and the minister was preaching. Mis- chief came in at a window, and ran over the tops of the pews. Nobody could catch him. He pulled off a lady’s bon- net. He boxed a good old man’s ears, and gave his queue a twitch. Then he climbed up into the singing seats. At last they caught him. I came out of my pew, as red as fire, and carried him home. Ishut him up in the meal room. Well. By and bye meeting was done. All the people were going home. When they came along by our house, they wondered what was coming down like snow, all over them. They looked up to see. G. Why, what was it? J. They saw a little black hand, put through a broken pane of glass in the window. It was shaking down meal by handfuls. G. And was it Mischief? J. Yes. It was Mischief, whom I had shut up in the meal room. O, he was a sad rogue! I remember one day my mother baked some custards. Well, she put them away to cool; she set them on a table, in a waiter. When she wanted them, she went for them. Every one had the print of Mischief’s little black thumb in the middle of it. O, he was a little plague. G. What did he do after that ? J. He would get my mother’s thimble, and balls, and put them into his cheek. He put needles and pins in, too. G. I wonder if they pricked. J. And her wax, and all her things, he ran away with. At last, I had or- ders to sell poor Mischief. G. Was not the baby afraid? J. No. Sometimes Mischief would get the kitten, and hold her. If she moved, he would squeeze her very tight, and rock to and fro with her. G. Poorkitten! Did he hurt her? J. Not much, I guess, for she liked him very well. She would sleep close by him at night when it was cold. G. Tell me more stories about Mis- chief, Will you, John? e & . £