58 BRAGGADOCIO. our ship. Sally will testify that I didn’t think it was a live crittur.” Here a laugh, long and loud, burst forth from the motley group. The fat boy stopped his jig, and the six-fingered girl ran to get a peep at the “ live crittur.” “Make way,” said Howard, with an air of command. ‘“ Make way; let us get out of this place as quick as possible.” George, holding his handkerchief over the wounded eye, was glad to escape. The sailor said, “‘Come, follow, my lads, in my wake. Sally and I will make an opening for you. I know every kind of craft that sails on the sea; but I find I am an ignorant ramus about land craft. I would rather have cut off a piece of one of my own ears than done you a damage. Mister, take my advice, next time you go to a Museum, don’t strut so exac’ly in the posture of that wax figur’ of Gineral Laf- fyetty at the tomb of Mount Vernon.” George was restored to good humor by this well-meant advice. | They were now safely out of the crowd, and hastened towards the hotel, which was not far