50 THE HISTORY OF DAME MITCHELL nails out of the gutters and sell them to the storekeepers; I hold gentlemen’s horses, and open the doors of hackney coaches; sometimes I play dummy in the booths at a fair; ON, yl) Z ei Se Gey, ND Byson ~ ————, — a at others, act the character of Jack the lamplighter; and now and then I sing a sea song to amuse the sailors. But all these trades, sir, put together, are not worth one honest calling, and I find it hard to get bread every day.” “TI feel for you,” replied Daddy Sharpphiz, “and I am almost inclined to give you an opportunity of doing well. Tell me, Crankey, have you a taste for cookery ?” “gad! I am fond of eating and drinking; but my means are too limited to indulge my taste.” “T don’t want to know, you booby, if you like good living; I merely ask you if you have any skill in cookery.” “JT have never tried my hand at it.” “ Well, Crankey, I willinstruct you: come, follow me: I will feed and clothe you at my own expense until the arrival of Lady Greenford. She is a good-natured woman, and will most likely keep you; but, if she should not, your