4 THE HISTORY OF DAME MITCHELL among them, a green parrot, having eaten unadvisedly some parsley, yielded to a dreadful attack of colic. An indigestion, produced by a dish of fritters, had deprived Lady Greenford of a most promising little pug; and a third pet, who was nothing less than a Brazilian‘ monkey, having broken his chain and strayed into the garden, was caught in a shower as he was gamboling among the trees, which brought on a severe cold in the head, that soon after carried him to his grave. Lady Greenford next took a fancy to different kinds of birds; but in this she was not more fortunate; for some of them flew away, and the rest sickened, and died of the pip. Borne down by so many sorrows, Lady Greenford was con- tiually weeping and moaning; and her friends, moved b her distress, strove to divert her mind. They offered her squirrels, canary birds, white mice, and large cockatoos ; but all in vain, she would not listen to them; she even rejected a lovely black and white spaniel that could play at dominoes, dance the gavotte, eat salad, and make Greek verses.