86 A POT OF PRESERVES FROM MOUNT PARNASSUS. opinions, and to which we should be very happy to send our sons, if they had a turn that way. The following are a few specimens of the principal “ Poet- teachers” employed on these not sufficiently appreciated establish- ments :— I.—A SPECIMEN OF THE PERPETUAL MOTION, OR SOCIAL PROGRESS, SCHOOL. Tus school which, from the unbounded benevolence professed by its disciples, might, not inaptly, be named the Charity School (an ap-- pellation which the occasional homely freedom, not to say “slang,” of its language, renders all the more appropriate), whatever its per- formances may be, is certainly promising. Indeed, when we consider the cheap rate of its publications, and the unheard-of amount of social and political happiness promised in them, it is astonishing how so much can be done for the money.