136 A WAY TO BE HAPPY. was not the woman to suffer its invasion. Just so long as her huband came and went without complaint or interference with her, all would be suffered to go on smoothly enough; but if he trespassed upon her old established rights and privileges, he would hear it. ‘“‘T never saw a meal cooked so badly as this,” said Mr. Parker, knitting his brow one rainy day, at the dinner-table. He had been confined to the house since morning, and had tried in vain to find some means of passing his time pleasantly. The colour flew instantly to his wife's face. ‘‘ Perhaps, if you had a better appe- tite, you would see no fault in the cooking,” she said rather tartly. “ Perhaps not,” he replied. “A good ap- petite helps bad cooking wonderfully.” There was nothing in this to soothe his wife’s temper. She retorted instantly— “ And honest employment alone will give a good appetite. I wonder how you could expect to relish your food after lounging